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Song Parodies -> "StretchMarksBack: One Year Later"

Original Song Title:

"SexyBack"

Original Performer:

Justin Timberlake

Parody Song Title:

"StretchMarksBack: One Year Later"

Parody Written by:

Andrew D. Lacroix

The Lyrics

Today was the one year anniversary of my first ever parody, and so, I have redone the song just a little bit.
I'm bringing StretchMarksBack (yep)
These skinny weiners don't know how to act (yep)
I think it's special I have all this fat (yep)
I could have lost weight but I just lost track (yep)

Take it to the fridge: Butter babe (uh-huh)
You see this big plate, baby I'm your slave (uh-huh)
You're the satisfaction that I've always craved (uh-huh)
I like thin sliced ham that had just been shaved (uh-huh)

Chorus:
Take it to the chorus: Come here steak (go 'head eat on with it)
Potatoes to bake (go 'head eat on with it)
What will it take? (go 'head eat on with it)
My gut ain't fake (go 'head eat on with it)
Let me see you cook that rice (go 'head eat on with it)
Butter it nice (go 'head eat on with it)
Sacrifice (go 'head eat on with it)
That cheese slice (go 'head eat on with it)
Get that food done (go 'head eat on with it)
Get that food done (go 'head eat on with it)
Get that food done (go 'head eat on with it)
Get that food done (go 'head eat on with it)
Get that food done (go 'head eat on with it)
Get that food done (go 'head eat on with it)
Get that food done (go 'head eat on with it)
Get that food done

I'm bringing StretchMarksBack (yep)
My skinny girlfriend can't deal with that fact (yep)
I surely made up for the fat she lacked (yep)
She ate one, but I ate six Big Macs (yep)

Take it to the fridge: Butter babe (uh-huh)
You see that apple pie that I have made (huh-huh)
A nice slice of that will make my day (huh-huh)
My gut always seems to be in my way (uh-huh)

Chorus

I'm bringing StretchMarksBack (yep)
Richard Simmons ought to break his pact (yep)
He was a big guy but he lost his fat (yep)
I shouldn't eat like this but too darn bad (yep)

Chorus repeated



Written 1/10/08 by Andrew D. Lacroix.

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Lauren - January 11, 2008 - Report this comment
I was surprised that this didn't have any comments or votes yet! The pacing was a little off in places but it was still insanely funny and flowed nicely. The Big Macs line probably made me laugh harder than I have in a long time.

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