Song Parodies -> StretchMarksBack

Original Song Title:

"SexyBack"

Original Performer:

Justin Timberlake

  
Parody Song Title:

"StretchMarksBack"

Parody Written by:

Andrew D. Lacroix

I got totally sick of being a fatter version of sexy, so I made up my own words to this song. Note: Timbaland's part is in parentheses, and after the second and third choruses Timberlake says "You ready?" I added my own comments to those too.
I'm bringing StretchMarksBack (yep)
Them skinny people don't know how to act (yep)
I think it's special that I've got all this fat (yep)
If you turn around I ordered a pancake stack (yep)
Take it to the fridge: Butter babe (uh-huh)
You see that steak sandwich baby, I'm your slave (uh-huh)
That hunger felling that I always crave (uh-huh)
No other food makes me feel this way (uh-huh)
Take it to the chorus: Microwave that food (go ahead get done with it)
Make me feel good (go ahead get done with it)
It's understood (go ahead get done with it)
It makes me feel good (go ahead get done with it)
Let me see you cook that rice (go ahead get done with it)
Butter it nice (go ahead get done with it)
Sacrifice (go ahead get done with it)
That cheese slice (go ahead get done with it)
Get that food done (go ahead get done with it)
Get that food done (go ahead get done with it)
Get that food done (go ahead get done with it)
Get that food done (go ahead get done with it)
Get that food done (go ahead get done with it)
Get that food done (go ahead get done with it)
Get that food done (go ahead get done with it)
Get that food done
I'm bringing StretchMarksBack (yep)
Skinny celebrities cannot react (yep)
Come let me make up for the fat you lack (yep)
Don't clean your plate and I'll pick up the slack (yep)
Take it to the fridge: Butter babe (uh-huh)
You see that sausage link baby, I'm your slave (uh-huh)
That hunger feeling that I always crave (uh-huh)
Going to take it with me to the grave (uh-huh)
Take it to the chorus: Microwave that food (go ahead get done with it)
Make me feel good (go ahead get done with it)
It's understood (go ahead get done with it)
It makes me feel good (go ahead get done with it)
Let me see you cook that rice (go ahead get done with it)
Butter it nice (go ahead get done with it)
Sacrifice (go ahead get done with it)
That cheese slice (go ahead get done with it)
Get that food done (go ahead get done with it)
Get that food done (go ahead get done with it)
Get that food done (go ahead get done with it)
Get that food done (go ahead get done with it)
Get that food done (go ahead get done with it)
Get that food done (go ahead get done with it)
Get that food done (go ahead get done with it)
Get that food done
You ready? (to eat)
You ready? (to eat)
You ready? (to eat)
I'm bringing StretchMarksBack (yep)
Health nut lunatics just broke their pact (yep)
If you're my girlfriend, then I'm at your back (yep)
Please grab a spud from the potato sack (yep)
Take it to the chorus: Microwave that food (go ahead get done with it)
Make me feel good (go ahead get done with it)
It's understood (go ahead get done with it)
It makes me feel good (go ahead get done with it)
Let me see you cook that rice (go ahead get done with it)
Butter it nice (go ahead get done with it)
Sacrifice (go ahead get done with it)
That cheese slice (go ahead get done with it)
Get that food done (go ahead get done with it)
Get that food done (go ahead get done with it)
Get that food done (go ahead get done with it)
Get that food done (go ahead get done with it)
Get that food done (go ahead get done with it)
Get that food done (go ahead get done with it)
Get that food done (go ahead get done with it)
Get that food done
You ready? (to eat)
You ready? (to eat)
Words written January 10, 2007, 1:15 Eastern, by Andrew D. Lacroix
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Total Votes: 17
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LPG-Unit - April 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Gee, I think you should format the stanzas and stuff better... Nice idea, though...
Barry Wilson Jr. - June 17, 2007 - Report this comment
This ain't bad at all, you know... Formatting the stanzas better... what are you, crazy? This should be a music video!
Porkbeard - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Take it to the fridge - great line! I enjoyed the parody.
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - January 01, 2008 - Report this comment
The whole parody is cute Andrew, if you don't mind me saying, to make it more solid try to pace it more like you would sing it. I thing the idea is out there, which is very good--a little fine tuning and your skill would be fierce!
Andrew D. Lacroix - January 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dave, you must have realized there was one more version of the OS out there, I should have submitted it to your challenge, oh well, too bad. Anyway, with the one year anniversary of this parody I have resubmitted this song, but have changed a few things. Check it out when it appears tomorrow!

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