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Song Parodies -> "Herpes"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Justin Bieber

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Joe Mosebar

The Lyrics

Wrote this for my youtube channel (YOUTUBE). It might be a little over the top tho so let me know what you think? I think the video would end where the song ends but I dont know... oh and assume the " " is when a different person is talking think of this as two different scenes with different people in each one, (remember this was intended for a video)
Uhhhhhhhh Uhhhhhhh Uhhhhhh…

"you know I love you, and that i care
but somethings lurking, in my underwear
i should've told you, but its to late
now you will never-ever-ever be the same"

"is there a problem? what are you sayen?
please just tell me
i cant take it"
"theres a STD between my thighs"
"and now i cant sleep at night,

because i have
herpes, herpes, herpes ohh
herpes, herpes, herpes noo
herpes, herpes, herpes ohh
i though that you were fine?!?!

herpes, herpes, herpes ohh
herpes, herpes, herpes noo
herpes, herpes, herpes ohh
its really hard not to whine"

oh oh
"for you, you know ill do what ever"
"and i cant believe what a great offer"
"and i wanna play it cool while im f***ing you
don't you tell anyone, or i will use my gun"
"5 months later, i got married
there was a phone call, it was for me

we gathered around, round, round, round
and i just couldn't believe, what she said to me"

"i'm pregnant with your
Baby, baby, baby" "nooo"
"Baby, baby, baby" "noo"
"Baby, baby, baby" "noo"
"I didn't kno he was mine"
Hope you enjoyed, leave a comment telling me what you think.YOUTUBE

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Chance Gollnick - August 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Im giving you fives cause your spoofing justin beiber, and so you get those "herpes" checked.

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