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Song Parodies -> "I Want to have Some Wonder Bread"

Original Song Title:

"Your Body is a Wonderland"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Mayer

Parody Song Title:

"I Want to have Some Wonder Bread"

Parody Written by:

Klarissa

The Lyrics

I don't know if Wonderbread is a nation wide company or not. Anyway, having white bread was a treat when I was growing up. (I still hate wheat to this day!)
Snack in the afternoon
I'm hungry after school
One thing I want to do
Encounter me
Encountering food

One bite to every bit of
The snack- want to dig in
One blob of jelly grape and
The peanut butter jar

And if I want snack
I'll make it
Sandwich or split pea
Just take it
Drink from the pop cans
At break time
It is time to eat in style

I want to have some Wonder Bread
I want to have some Wonder
("Sandwich," I said)
I want to have some Wonder Bread

Something in the way the grain has a good taste
I like the crust cut off when eating though mom says I waste
I say what stuff to make and
To the fridge I go find it
I'll never get to eat in the bed
Because my dad will mind it

I want snack
I'll make it
Sandwich or split pea
Just take it
Drink pop from cans
At break time
It's time to eat in style
I want to have some Wonder Bread
I want to have some Wonder
("Sandwich," I said)
I want to have some Wonder Bread

Hey Mommy
No crust for me
And I will dine oh dine oh dine
And it tastes so good I burp sometimes

I want to have some Wonder Bread
I want to have some Wonder
("Sandwich," I said)
I want to have some Wonder Bread

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jaxmeupnow - March 02, 2003 - Report this comment
to be said simply, cute
kt - October 11, 2003 - Report this comment
very cute. love wonderbread. hate john mayer.
ness - April 27, 2004 - Report this comment
hate wonderbread love john mayer very nice parody tho

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