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Song Parodies -> "No Such Thing (John Mayer, following Playboy interview)"

Original Song Title:

"No Such Thing"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Mayer

Parody Song Title:

"No Such Thing (John Mayer, following Playboy interview)"

Parody Written by:

John Mayer's Mouth

The Lyrics

John Mayer has a severe case of foot-in-mouth disease. http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474978042566&grpId=3659174697244816
"Tell us more about yourself"
They said to me, condescendingly
So I stepped in big-time shite
Talking sex, Jen, black, and white

Well I always had a stupid mouth but this time
Really feel like slime
I should just stick to notes and rhymes
When I talk it's a crime

Why can't I ever stay inside the lines
I'm no shock jock, I ain't feeling fine

I said that Jessica is sexual napalm
I said my wiener is like David Duke
I just found out there's no such thing as my sanity
Just a mouth spewing verbal poop

So I said Kerry Washington is "white-girl crazy"
What does that mean? I don't really know
But I said it
Now they're all offended, and I just don't get it
"Do you have a hood pass?" I said that's funny
If you really had one, you wouldn't say it
Instead you would call it, oh, a n***** pass

Why can't I ever stay inside the lines
I'm no shock jock, I ain't feeling fine

I said that Jessica is sexual napalm
I said my wiener is like David Duke
I just found out there's no such thing as my sanity
Just a mouth spewing out verbal poop

I'm reprehensible
I'm reprehensible
I'm reprehensible
Unless I just shut up

I said that Jessica is sexual napalm
I said my man part is like David Duke
I just found out there's no such thing as my sanity
Just a mouth spewing out verbal poop

I just can't wait 'till this whole fuss will die down
Wish I could bust out of those double doors
And when I stand on that big stage before you
You will know what all this duct tape's for

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Phil Nelson - February 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Guess his stupid mouth has got him in trouble

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