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Song Parodies -> "Who Says (Muslim Version)"

Original Song Title:

"Who Says"

Original Performer:

John Mayer

Parody Song Title:

"Who Says (Muslim Version)"

Parody Written by:

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The Lyrics

Who says I won’t be stoned
Watching porn on my telephone
Me in my house alone
Who says I won’t be stoned

Who says they won’t catch me
For doubting the things that they preach you see
Question their authority
Who says they won’t catch me

It’s been a long night in Sadir City
It’s been a long night in Baghdad too
I don’t remember my scripture to the letter
But then again I think we hate the Jew

Who says I won’t be stoned
Taking a girl to a movie show
Don’t think they will never know
Who says I won’t be stoned

Who says it ain’t no crime
Having a joint or a glass of wine
Find a mate in my own time
Who says it ain’t no crime

It’s been a long night in Sadir City
It’s been a long night Fallujah too
I don’t remember my scripture to the letter
But then again I think we hate the Jew

Who says I won’t be get stoned
Plan to step out the house alone
Doesn’t matter if I even go
Who says I won’t be stoned

It’s been a long night in Sadir City
It’s been a long night in Baghdad too
I don’t remember my scripture to the letter
But then again I think we hate, think we hate the Jew
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