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Song Parodies -> "Your Health is a Commodiity"

Original Song Title:

"Your Body is a Wonderland"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Mayer

Parody Song Title:

"Your Health is a Commodiity"

Parody Written by:

Macon Bristol

The Lyrics

This probably only makes sense to Americans or any one else who has ever had an HMO for their insurance coverage. But here goes.
Your Health is a Commodity

You got this claim for two
You might go bankrupt, too
Cover me
Covering you.

One call to every doc of
Your plan, one more hoop
To jump through ‘til
You’re ready to scream

And if you want meds
Doct’ll fake it
Swim in a deep sea
Of claim forms
Take all other plans
And break ‘em
This is bound to take awhile

Your health is a commodity
Your health is blip
On their radar
Your health is a commodity

Something ‘bout the way I’m on hold
Makes me cry
I love to wait and wait while I’m bleeding
From the ears
You say you can’t help me and
Though I might give up now
I’ll always call back in the end
‘Cause I really need this cure

You want meds?
Doc’ll fake it
Swim in a deep sea
Of claim forms
Take all your big plans
And break ‘em
This is bound to take awhile
Your health is a commodity
Your health is a blip
On their radar
Your health is a commodity

Damn, Blue Cross
You frustrate me
I know you try, try, try, try, try
But you’re so obtuse, it hurts sometimes

Your health is a commodity
Your health is a blip
On their radar
Your health is a commodity
Your health is a commodity

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Agrimorfee - August 25, 2008 - Report this comment
One might also title this as "My Health's A Liability." I think. :) ("Doc'll" docks you 1 pt on pace)

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