-> "Your Health is a Commodiity"
Original Song Title:
"Your Body is a Wonderland"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Your Health is a Commodiity"
Parody Written by:
Macon Bristol
The Lyrics
Your Health is a Commodity
You got this claim for two
You might go bankrupt, too
Cover me
Covering you.
One call to every doc of
Your plan, one more hoop
To jump through ‘til
You’re ready to scream
And if you want meds
Doct’ll fake it
Swim in a deep sea
Of claim forms
Take all other plans
And break ‘em
This is bound to take awhile
Your health is a commodity
Your health is blip
On their radar
Your health is a commodity
Something ‘bout the way I’m on hold
Makes me cry
I love to wait and wait while I’m bleeding
From the ears
You say you can’t help me and
Though I might give up now
I’ll always call back in the end
‘Cause I really need this cure
You want meds?
Doc’ll fake it
Swim in a deep sea
Of claim forms
Take all your big plans
And break ‘em
This is bound to take awhile
Your health is a commodity
Your health is a blip
On their radar
Your health is a commodity
Damn, Blue Cross
You frustrate me
I know you try, try, try, try, try
But you’re so obtuse, it hurts sometimes
Your health is a commodity
Your health is a blip
On their radar
Your health is a commodity
Your health is a commodity
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