We got the afternoon
We've got plenty to do
One thing I see, do you?
Discovering
The park is minute

One smile for every kid in
You look like confusion
One pair of Mickey ears and
You're spending up tons

And if you want fun
They've got it
Lost in a deep sea
Of tourists
Wait in their long lines
And hate 'em
This is bound to take a while

I've never been Disneyland
I've never been Disneyland (I'll lose the map)
I've never been Disneyland

Something 'bout the way you run but stay in place
I love the way they took a small plot and made a cramped space
You tell me where to go and
Though I might hate to find it
I'll never get us to all these rides
Without us getting lost, yeah

You want thrills?
They'll make 'em
Demand more Mickey
You got him
Take all your classics
And change 'em
This has been here for a while

I've never been Disneyland
I've never been Disneyland (I'll lose the map)
I've never been Disneyland

Damn baby
It frustrates me
We've got no time no time no time
But it looked so good when viewed online

I've never been Disneyland
I've never been Disneyland (I'll lose the map)
I've never been Disneyland
I've never been Disneyland