Song Parodies -> Calories
| Original Song Title: | "Clarity" |
| Original Performer: | John Mayer |
| Parody Song Title: | "Calories" |
| Parody Written by: | Angela & Kelli |
I worry
I weigh three times more than a whale
I worry
I throw my fat around
But this morning
There's a calm I cant explain
I am sleeping, the world is safe again
*Ooh, oOh, oOh, oOOOooh.*
By the time i recognize this moment
This moment will be gone
I have killed the whole town by rolling over
But John still lingers on
Well, all I got's
*Ooh, oOh, oOh, oOOOooh.*
And I will wait to see
If anyone survived this.
And I will wait to see
How they could still live
And I will pay no mind
When they wont, and they wont,
Because they cant. They just cant.
They're not supposed to.
Was there a second of time
I looked around
Did I roll over
And kill the whole damn town?
Was anything enough to kiss the ground
And say I'm alive now.
And all y'all are dead now.
*Ooh, oOh, oOh, oOOOooh.*
*Ooh, oOh, oOh, oOOOooh.*
So much wasted in my life right now
The panty's sacred just right down the hall.
How 'bout you
Oh,
And I will wait to see
If anyone survived, yeah.
And I will wait to see
But bet they wont, bet they wont, bet they wont.
And I will pay no mind
worry about no dead people
And I will waste no time
Gettin' me & John's life together
I weigh three times more than a whale
I worry
I throw my fat around
But this morning
There's a calm I cant explain
I am sleeping, the world is safe again
*Ooh, oOh, oOh, oOOOooh.*
By the time i recognize this moment
This moment will be gone
I have killed the whole town by rolling over
But John still lingers on
Well, all I got's
*Ooh, oOh, oOh, oOOOooh.*
And I will wait to see
If anyone survived this.
And I will wait to see
How they could still live
And I will pay no mind
When they wont, and they wont,
Because they cant. They just cant.
They're not supposed to.
Was there a second of time
I looked around
Did I roll over
And kill the whole damn town?
Was anything enough to kiss the ground
And say I'm alive now.
And all y'all are dead now.
*Ooh, oOh, oOh, oOOOooh.*
*Ooh, oOh, oOh, oOOOooh.*
So much wasted in my life right now
The panty's sacred just right down the hall.
How 'bout you
Oh,
And I will wait to see
If anyone survived, yeah.
And I will wait to see
But bet they wont, bet they wont, bet they wont.
And I will pay no mind
worry about no dead people
And I will waste no time
Gettin' me & John's life together
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