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Song Parodies -> "John's Body's Like A Tattooland"

Original Song Title:

"Your Body is a Wonderland"

Original Performer:

John Mayer

Parody Song Title:

"John's Body's Like A Tattooland"

Parody Written by:

Anne Marie

The Lyrics

John, I love you so much. You, your body, your voice, and your songs are sexy. I just wanted to have a little fun with this song. Sorry, but I was bored. I do love that he gets a lot of tattoos. That's hott too.
He has Lot's of tattoos.
even one on his left manboob.
One thing John loves to do.
He'll get one or maybe even two.

Tattoos on every inch of
his arms like an art sketchpad.
one pair of 7's or a
set of boxes too.

And if he wants one.
He'll get it.
poke him 1000 times
with needles
take all his other plans
and cancel them
this is bound to be a while

(chorus): John's Body's like a tattooland
John's body's like a tattoo (he'll never stop)
John's body's like a tattooland.

I know for sure that he has one more tattoo
around his leg or maybe one on his lovely ass.

I hope someday he tells me.
Maybe on a date him and I.
Will go get tattoos.
Maybe that I'll find it.

He wants one
he'll get it.
Poke him 1000 times
He likes it.
Take all his big plans
cancel them
this is bound to be a while.


Damn John
Don't Frustrate me
Allthough your mine, all mine, all mine
And you look so hott you cant help it



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Total Votes: 13

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MusicFreak - August 12, 2004 - Report this comment
It was awsome.
yeah - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment
for the record, john mayer has around 7 tatoos..not all over his body. and you guys must have no life to make songs up of people your jealous of..because john mayer is the most talented musician ever...and not to mention hes hot. and also, he one a grammy for that song.
Anne Marie - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey I did this parody. Yes I know that he is the best musician in the whole damn world. I know that he has 7 tattoos. He doesnt have tattoos all over his body. I know that. Do you think I'm stupid? I may be only 12 but that doesnt mean I am stupid. I just got bored sitting around my house. I did this parody just for fun and to give my ass something to do. OK?!!! Why would I be jelous of a guy? FYI. If you can't say anything nice, than don't even bother posting a comment. I think my parody came out pretty cool, even though it took a while. I have a life. I don't spend my time doing this. I'm just a regular girl who's never available on the weekends because I have plans with a different group of friends almost every single weekend which I also have to turn off my cell phone(yes i have a cell) because people know that I am always reachable. back to the topic. John Mayer is talented..duh of're saying that I have no life because you are the one that doesn't have no life. What's wrong with making a little parody? Why the hell would I be jellous of John? I'm a girl. What's there to be jellous about? I would be jellous of his old girlfriends but not him. So basically "Yeah" I would prefer that you keep your comments to yourself and not post them. Thanks for listening to my comment. That was for everyone, but "yeah"..change your name stupid..god what was your mother smoking when she named you?
allie - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment
hey,im one of anne maries one of my friends and if u evr say anything like she has no life i will come after u and kick ur butt!!! let me tell u one thing she does have a life and she loves john mayer!!! this wuz one of the few times that she had nothing to do!!! it wuz meant for fun not to make fun i laughed so hard when i saw it (LOL!!!). SO BACK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anne Marie - November 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you Allie I appreciate it. John Mayer's hottt, caliente,like a hott tamale. Really hott. His guitar faces are weird-yet-hott. I love how he plays the guitar, especially the electric. It's like seduction to me. I know that was weird. Anyways Thank you Allie for your kind comment.
allie - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
your welcome anne marie and your right that yeahs mom must of been drunk when she named yeah i mean wut kund of name is that!!! but to get to the topuic anne marie your welcome and ill see ya at school!!
. . . - November 21, 2005 - Report this comment
I agree with yeah . . . you guys are just jealous of John Mayer because he's awesome . . . you need to get a life.

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