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Song Parodies -> "No Such Thing as Pop"

Original Song Title:

"No Such Thing"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Mayer

Parody Song Title:

"No Such Thing as Pop"

Parody Written by:

A Guy Who Broke Out Of The Insane Asylum

The Lyrics

i made this song because of pop's messed up problems (stupid boy bands) it's about a guy that finds out there's no pop world
Welcome to the pop world,
she said to me
condescendingly
Take a seat, fake your life
Plot it out in in mainstrem lie

Well they aIlways lived the dreams of the prom kings
And the drama queens
they like to think freaks like me
never see,
the whole truth

They love to tell you
Stay in the mainstream
But nothing's better
in my real life

I wanna run through the halls of the insane asylum
I wanna scream at the
Top of my lungs
I just found out there's no such thing as the pop world
Just a lie you're told to belive

So Janet Jackson and Justin T
so called "right" stunt
getting credits
from major T.V. news
getting CBS in trouble
tempting the fcc so they did an investigation
And all of the teens
They're getting older
I wonder if they've wished for anything better,
now that thery're older,
on the radio

They love to tell you
stay in the mainstream
But nothing's better
in my real life

I wanna run through the halls of the insane asylum
I wanna scream at the top of my lungs
I just found out there's no such thing as the pop world
Just a lie you're told to belive

they're invincible
they're invincible
they're invincible
As long as they keep me away

I wanna run through the halls of the insane asylum
I wanna scream at the
Top of my lungs
I just found out there's no such thing as the pop world
Just a lie you're told to belive

I just can't wait till you all relize,
what you've done to me
And when I stand on these tables before you
You will know who was the sane one
you can tell i'm insane

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