Daydreaming one day
Alice saw a cat
And when she didn't look
She fell
Right down a hole

Several miles, that hole is
Falling down seems endless
Alice in a dark abyss and
She said bye to that cat

And before she knew it she
Reached a door
And some "EAT ME's"
She would see
She turned small fast
She could now fit
And she walked in that door

She's Alice in Wonderland
She's Alice in Wonder (It's all a dream)
She's Alice in Wonderland

Alice, Mad Hatter and that rabbit man three
They all had an Un-Birthday while drinking tea
She got caught with the Red Queen
And the army of the playing cards
That mystic cat, Cheshire
Tweedle-Dee, Tweedle-Dum, both retards

Is she tall or small
She's not sure
Then the flowers
Began to sing
She couldn't stand the madness
Of everything
She was there for quite awhile

She's Alice in Wonderland
She's Alice in Wonder (That rabbit's late)
She's Alice in Wonderland

Damn! She says
She's frustrated
She can't get out get out get out
But all she has to do is wake up

She's Alice in Wonderland
She's Alice in Wonder (It's all a dream)
She's Alice in Wonderland
She's Alice in Wonderland