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Song Parodies -> "The Inferno"

Original Song Title:

"No Such Thing"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Mayer

Parody Song Title:

"The Inferno"

Parody Written by:

Bethie Baby

The Lyrics

"Hey, welcome to Hell, Virgil said to me"
Kinda curiously
"Take a look
Take a peek
All around at the hellish freaks"
"Abandon all hope ye who enter here"
Sign above the hole
Virgil led me down the path
The breeze is
Freezing cold

I must tell you
It's quite a surprise
But I always thought
We were doomed to fry

I wanna run 'cross the River Acheron
I wanna scream "Let's get outta here"
I just found out there are nine circles in hell
I hope I don't have to be here long

So the bad boys and girls take their own spot in hell
Maybe for lust
or for gluttony
Could be avarice
Come sail away with me past the stinky River Styx
And onto the City Dis
Full of heretics
Then onto the 7th circle....all the violence
Then cross an abyss
To the fradulent

I must tell you
It's quite a surprise
But I always thought
We were doomed to fry

I wanna run 'cross the River Acheron
I wanna scream "Let's get outta here"
I just found out there are nine circles in hell
I hope I don't have to be here long

Get the hell outta here(3x)
Let's go and leave right now......

I wanna run 'cross the River Acheron
I wanna scream "Let's get outta here"
I just found out there are nine circles in hell
I hope I don't have to be here long

I just can't wait to get out of this hell hole
The three mouths of Lucifer are scaring me
And when we climb down the body of Satan
I'll be back in Tennessee

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