-> "We Three Kinks"
Original Song Title:
"We Three Kings"
John H. Hopkins, Jr.
Parody Song Title:
"We Three Kinks"
We three kinks of Evanston are
wearing drag we carry afar.
'Cross fields and fountains, cities and mountains,
people think we're from Mars!
O-oh, Scarves and skirts and blouses tight,
That's what we're wearing here tonight.
Victoria's Secret fashions
are the rage for men on Christmas night!
Born a Queen in Evanston,
Perfume I wear to smell like a 10.
A john forever, ceasing never
trying to pick up men!
Frankenstein would be so proud,
To see us incense a conservative crowd.
We're parading, all hell we're raising,
Flaunting our fashions loud!
Fur is mine, with its really soft touch,
Just wish it didn't cost me so much.
Borrowing money to buy a fur coat
It takes a lot of guts!
Notorious now we kinks have become,
We must unite and act as one.
Homophobes and the government are
trying to spoil our fun!
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