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Original Song Title:

"We Three Kings"

Original Performer:

John H. Hopkins, Jr.

Parody Song Title:

"We Three Kinks"

Parody Written by:

Michael McVey

The Lyrics

We three kinks of Evanston are
wearing drag we carry afar.
'Cross fields and fountains, cities and mountains,
people think we're from Mars!

O-oh, Scarves and skirts and blouses tight,
That's what we're wearing here tonight.
Victoria's Secret fashions
are the rage for men on Christmas night!

Born a Queen in Evanston,
Perfume I wear to smell like a 10.
A john forever, ceasing never
trying to pick up men!


Frankenstein would be so proud,
To see us incense a conservative crowd.
We're parading, all hell we're raising,
Flaunting our fashions loud!


Fur is mine, with its really soft touch,
Just wish it didn't cost me so much.
Borrowing money to buy a fur coat
It takes a lot of guts!


Notorious now we kinks have become,
We must unite and act as one.
Homophobes and the government are
trying to spoil our fun!

2003 Michael W. McVey

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Adam Zen B. - December 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Good one Michael. Da da da da gay apparel fa la la....
Gary Main - December 25, 2003 - Report this comment
very cool, i need to go back over more of your stuff.. have a 15
Michael Pacholek - December 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Rats! I thought this was gonna be about the band. I think one of the Florio brothers might also be so disappointed.
Phil Alexander - March 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Sounds like a drag... ;-) Very funny, Michael: btw, am I right in thinking Evanston is a place?
Michael McVey - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry, Phil, this is VERY belated, but yes there is an Evanston. It is a suburb of Chicago, home of Northwestern University and also home to one of the nation's largest gay/lesbian populations outside the "Gay Area" of California (I do not mean that as a put-down). -- MM

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