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Song Parodies -> "Love Sucks"

Original Song Title:

"Love Stinks"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

J. Geils Band

Parody Song Title:

"Love Sucks"

Parody Written by:

"Odd" Lando

The Lyrics

I wrote this when I heard that the one I loved was going out with someone else. And by 'heard' I mean "I was walking with her after school one time (today 04/29/08 matter a fact) and a guy that went to that school kissed her while I was literally 3 feet away and I walked away crushed". Why crushed? Because she has been my girlfriend 3 times before and we NEVER kissed even though I wanted to. Well anyways I was feeling pretty down until I wrote this and if you really get into the song and you're in the position where 'Love Sucks' this might help you out it did for me. I'm still a bit heartbroken but because of this song I'll live.
Love Sucks



I love her
But she loves him
And he loves the one I love
I just can't win
And so it goes
Till the day I die
This thing they call love
It always makes me cry
My life is blue
It sure is aww shucks
One thing for sure

(Love sucks)
Love sucks yeah yeah
(Love sucks)
Love sucks yeah yeah
(Love sucks)
Love sucks yeah yeah
(Love sucks)
Love sucks yeah yeah

Two by two and side by side
Love's gonna find not me nah uh
I just can't hide
I hear it call
My heart will fall
Then love will fly
I’m gonna fall
I don't care for any one kind of love shucks
All I can say is…

(Love sucks)
Love sucks yeah yeah
(Love sucks)
Love sucks yeah yeah
(Love sucks)
Love sucks yeah yeah
(Love sucks)
Love sucks yeah yeah

I've been through hard times
I've been there shucks
I've been through it all

(Love sucks)
Love sucks yeah yeah
(Love sucks)
Love sucks yeah yeah
(Love sucks)
Love sucks yeah yeah
(Love sucks)
Love sucks yeah yeah

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Agrimorfee - April 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Merely changing pronouns and a few other important words does not make a good paordy.
littleKissCales - April 30, 2008 - Report this comment
. . . If you want to know if he loves you so, it's in his kiss, that's where it is; Oh yeah!

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