I'm just a smart girl
In a brain dead modern world
I really try to cope with this
Even though they are really dumb
Big boobs, but not big brains
Bush is really ruining us
In a world with idiots
What was smart just went dumb

Oprah, Springer, Dr. Phil
Now have been dumb in this modern world

(©hø™ú§)
Go to school
A school tution
It will make sure you aren't brain dead
Bring in some thoughts
A school tutution
A scholarship
Will head you in the right direction

You go to school
but you don't pay attention
How much dumber can you really get?
You real cool from porn sites
Your eduaction from Barney

If you want to learn say something
Get your butt off of the couch

[CHORUS REPEAT]

You got a tution that you want to sell
Sit yourself. Let me in.
You got a tution that you want to sell
If you love me. Give it to me.

(George Bush)
2+2 equals.......................4

Your brain wants it
Don't play dumb
If you promise
You will actually learn
Uh-uh-uh

[CHORUS]

(George Bush)
I got it laura, I got it

(Laura Bush)
Great, now you need to learn algebra

(George Bush)
Aw, shucks