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Song Parodies -> "A Little Nip"

Original Song Title:

"A Little Bit"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jessica Simpson

Parody Song Title:

"A Little Nip"

Parody Written by:

Juliette

The Lyrics

Yay hey, oh oh yeah
Yay hey, oh yeah

I'm not the kind of girl to work out on a treadmill
I only like to ride a bike when it's all downhill
I'll eat for hours till I think that I've had my fill
I have thunder thighs, and a flabby waist
Now my slutty image is starting to offend
I needed headlines so I broke up with my boyfriend
I got a little tummy that I can't mend
So I'm going in for surgery

I don't wanna walk a mile every day, and you know it
I'm not giving up all the snack foods that I have
I'm not about to exercise
So I got some expert advice
Dr. Bob said I need more than Slim Fast

Chorus:
A little nip here, a little tuck there
A little more off my big derriere
More like Britney every day
A little nip goes a long way
A little less flab, a little less gut
A little less thigh, a little less butt
I lost eighty pounds in a day
A little nip goes a long way

I need more food
I need less fat

Don't wanna end up overweight like Eric Cartman
So I'll get some heavy-duty liposuction
I need to be a twig to make a fortune
Man, this industry, it is killing me
I'm tubby and I'm trying to be skinny
So now I'll go under the knife and make some money
I gave my doc a million bucks to tuck my tummy
And be a little more like Britney

I don't wanna walk away from my ho-ho's, and you know it
I'm not throwing away the Twinkies I've got stashed
I can't put down the fudge brownies
People tease me endlessly
I need a little help to see down past my knees

Chorus

Candy tempts me, and I can't say no to apple pie
I'm too pudgy but with surgery
A little nip is all I need to have to make things right
Oh yeah, oh yeah, a little nip goes a long, long way, yeah
A little nip, a little nip, a little nip goes a long way
A little nip, a little nip, a little nip goes a long way

Chorus x2
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