My speedo's skin tight
It was on sale at the store
Hung by the poolside
Bikini sweeties galore

And then one girl, she bent.
Looked down, my cub scout's put up a tent

Too bad
My folks didn't take me to get a
Circum-ci-sion!

Now I'm pained, 'cause I'm stuck to some pubical hairs
(No fun, ext-ra, skin's a pain in scro-tum)
Point that camera a-way from my pubical place
(No use, I lose. Can I still reproduce?)

Hey baby, I see you laughing at me like
Crazy, having male genitalia ain't easy
So feel for me, this hurts more than pregnancy
Wish sometimes I were im-po-tent

My folks didn't take me to get a
Circum-ci-sion!

Now I'm pained, 'cause I'm stuck to some pubical hairs
(No fun, ext-ra, skin's a pain in scro-tum)
Point that camera a-way from my pubical place
(No use, I lose. Can I still reproduce?)

Went to the bathroom, and I tried to pluck the hairs away
(Ow, ow, ow, oh..)
Someone saw me and, all my friends now know about it
Wish they knew it ache, ache, ached!

Now I'm pained, 'cause I'm stuck to some pubical hairs
(No fun, ext-ra, skin's a pain in scro-tum)
Point that camera a-way from my pubical place
(No use, I lose. Can I still reproduce?)

(Aaaaaah!)
No fun, ex-tra, skin's a pain in scro-tum
(Aaaaaah!)
No use, I lose. Can I still reproduce?