Song Parodies -> I Left Nick Lachey
| Original Song Title: | "Take My Breath Away" |
| Original Performer: | Jessica Simpson |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Left Nick Lachey" |
| Parody Written by: | jbels |
Made a legal motion
To get back my maiden name
Got no more devotion
There's no one to really blame
I won't be returning
To the mansion that we bought
Next time that I see you
We will meet again in court
To say
I left Nick Lachey
I left Nick Lachey
Left him at Thanksgiving
Sitting with his turkey leg
Will not go back to him
If he rolled over to beg
Didn't sign a pre-nup
But I do not really care
Pay him twenty million
Get him out of my blonde hair
I'll pay
To leave Nick Lachey
To leave Nick Lachey
We filmed our entire marriage
It didn't work, of course
Now my Dad's negotiating
To film our whole divorce
For the MTV
Everyone will see
There's a big commotion
On Entertainment Tonight
Everyone tunes in to see
If we are gonna fight
Trying to stay private
Cause we both know that it's wrong
But we got more press when
Ashlee passed out in Hong Kong
Ov Vey
I left Nick Lachey
I left Nick Lachey
To get back my maiden name
Got no more devotion
There's no one to really blame
I won't be returning
To the mansion that we bought
Next time that I see you
We will meet again in court
To say
I left Nick Lachey
I left Nick Lachey
Left him at Thanksgiving
Sitting with his turkey leg
Will not go back to him
If he rolled over to beg
Didn't sign a pre-nup
But I do not really care
Pay him twenty million
Get him out of my blonde hair
I'll pay
To leave Nick Lachey
To leave Nick Lachey
We filmed our entire marriage
It didn't work, of course
Now my Dad's negotiating
To film our whole divorce
For the MTV
Everyone will see
There's a big commotion
On Entertainment Tonight
Everyone tunes in to see
If we are gonna fight
Trying to stay private
Cause we both know that it's wrong
But we got more press when
Ashlee passed out in Hong Kong
Ov Vey
I left Nick Lachey
I left Nick Lachey
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