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Song Parodies -> "The Little Ditz"

Original Song Title:

"A Little Bit"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jessica Simpson

Parody Song Title:

"The Little Ditz"

Parody Written by:

KitKat

The Lyrics

This parody is in regards to all the songs and beats that Simpson has redone. (Angels, Take My Breath Away, These Boots Are Made For Walkin', Jack and Dianne) It also touches on her stupidity, blonde moments, and her sister Ashlee's screw up on SNL. Try to follow it while the song is playing. Enjoy!!!
She's not the kind of girl to write out all her own lines
The kind of girl who likes to rip them off what she finds
You're gonna know all that she's stealing from the best minds
She ain't got no shame, she don't wanna face
All the lies and all the forgery she won't end
Being a phony girl a cheater she's the worst kind
She's got a little wisdom that she can't find
We've been giving too much credit yeah

She don't wanna think about all of the facts, and she knows it
She keeps digging a deeper hole than she had planned
It's all about where she went wrong
It's all about who's song she stole
It's about who's lyrics, will make her last

A little more shame, a little less paid
A little more smart, a little less fake
Simple and true, what I say
The little ditz gets the big pay
A little less false, a little more true
A little more real, a little less fool
Even though she hasn't a brain
The little ditz gets the big pay

She needs some help
She needs some brains

Don't wanna end up like her little sister Ashlee
So she's singing every word and verse that she sees
Only problem is they're not her own ideas
People can't you see, that she's make believe
She don't know how to make a number one song
So then she takes her pick from every one that's been done
We thought she had a little talent but we were wrong
Have a little dignity

She didn't wanna leave the "angels" where they were, yeah she stole 'em
She's not taking her boots and walking out the door
It's all about "Jack and Dianne"
It's about the band Berlin
It's sad that she's taking credit for their hard work done

A little more shame, a little less paid
A little more smart, a little less fake
Simple and true, what I say
The little ditz gets the big pay
A little less false, a little more true
A little more real, a little less fool
Even though she hasn't a brain
The little ditz gets the big pay

And it won't cease, "cause she don't care what's wrong and what's right
Fans are happy, "cause they just don't see
Her little tits are just enough to keep them occupied
Oh yeah, oh yeah, the little ditz gets the big, big pay

The little ditz, the little ditz
The little ditz gets the big pay
The little ditz, the little ditz
The little ditz gets the big, big pay

A little more shame, a little less paid
A little more smart, a little less fake
Simple and true, what I say
The little ditz gets the big pay
A little less false, a little more true
A little more real, a little less fool
Even though she hasn't a brain
The little ditz gets the big, big pay

A little more shame, a little less paid
A little more smart, a little less fake
Simple and true, what I say
The little ditz gets the big pay
A little less false, a little more true
A little more real, a little less fool
Even though she hasn't a brain
The little ditz gets the big pay
If you liked this parody please check out my other favorite, 99 problems, under parody author KitKat. Thanks!

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