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Song Parodies -> "I'll Take Your Breath Away"

Original Song Title:

"Take My Breath Away"

Original Performer:

Jessica Simpson

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Take Your Breath Away"

Parody Written by:

Weird Alex

The Lyrics

Watching every movement waiting for my chance to attack
When you come around I might just stab a knife in your back
Or chop up your toes and put them on wheat bread or rye
You're watching for me now until I stab a pen in your eye

And I'll take your breath away
Take your breath away

Every time I'm waiting with my deadly railroad spike
When I see you next I'll run you over with motorbikes
You will lose your life when I start with my secret plan
Watching in slow motion as I just beat you with a pan

And I'll take your breath away
Take your breath away

Through your small eyeglass you saw me
Then you knelled down and prayed
Then I called a friend to stall you
So I could shoot a gun in your face
I'm gon' kill you today
I hope you're afraid

Take your breath away
I'll take your breath away
I'll take your breath (take your breath away)
I'll take your breath
I'll take your breath away

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Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 4

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Red Ant - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Is this cover by Jessica accurate to Berlin's original in the 80s ( as on the Top Gun Movie Soundtrack )?
Weird Alex - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I guess, yeah. I just never heard of Berlin until yesterday after I submitted this song when my sister downloaded one of their songs.
Red Ant - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
All seems correct. Dark but funny. This gives me an idea for this song about the movie.
PIMP VADER - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment

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