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Song Parodies -> "Kill You"

Original Song Title:

"With You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jessica Simpson

Parody Song Title:

"Kill You"

Parody Written by:

Emily B.

The Lyrics

I decided to write this song because I'm insane. My friend Mary is also insane. I dedicate this to her.
The real me is an insane girl,
With my disguise on, I'll rip out your heart,
Wish I could kill the world, 'cause I'm an insane girl,
The real me used to kill all night, leave 'em in the grass in a puddle of blood,
But lately, all my hatred, has got so complicated,
As I'm thinking about it,
I almost forgot what it was like,
To know what it feels like to kill you

I will tear your heart out,
I'll rip out everything,
I'm crazy,
I'll leave your body lying on the cold hard ground,
With nothing but a ski-mask on,
I've never killed so brutal,
Baby as I have now,
Now that I've killed you, killed you, killed you, killed yoooou,
Ah, ah, ah ah, ah, ahh ahhhh

You scream and it's like a song,
Fear like that makes the knife come down,
It's like a funny joke,
And only I can know,
Killing you comes naturally,
Stab till your life just fades away,
Until it's hard to breathe,
Ha ha ha ha ha heee!


Gonna kill you,
He hee hee hoo,
Do it by myself,
Till there's no body left,
Kill yooooou,
I will tear your heart out,
I'll rip out everything,
I'm crazy,
I'll leave your body lying on the cold hard ground,
With nothing but a ski-mask on,
I've never killed so brutal,
Baby as I have now,
Now that I've killed you.

I hope you enjoyed it!

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walrus - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
This is great! I am insane too, and there are a couple of people I really want to kill!!!!
Natasha - February 06, 2005 - Report this comment
That is really funny...way to go
helga - July 15, 2006 - Report this comment
LMFAO I can picture Jessica singing this song and its hilarious. the contrast between the pop song and the violent lyrics is really funny XD
Amanda - June 29, 2009 - Report this comment
You know who I'd like to sing this to? The Jonas Brothers. I hate them with a passion.

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