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Song Parodies -> "I Wanna Suck You Forever"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Love You Forever"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jessica Simpson

Parody Song Title:

"I Wanna Suck You Forever"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

Oooooh oooh.
You tell me every need.
Saw darkness, when I did you.
Spilt your stupid cream on me.
Say it before you do, I didn't know, too.
I've got so much pleasure to give.
This can't die, it yearns to live.
Pull your **** on top of me.
And I'll cherish every drop here on my knees.


I wanna suck you forever.
In the back of your brand new Pinto.
Ten seconds with me together.
Is that so much for you to know?
Cuz' from the moment, I lost your face.
And felt the throbbing of that member's face.
I swear I knew,
I'm gonna suck you forever.

My mouth's better than my hand.
What your voice tells me to do.
And I'm gonna be in the bath,
Just to suck on youm
And that would do.
I've always been taught to tease.
And I never thought I'd fall.
Be at the zipper of your pants, I've always been.
Now I only want to be right where you've cummed.

I wanna suck you forever.
In the back of your brand new Pinto.
Ten seconds with me together. {oh together!}
Is that so much for you to know?
Cuz' from the moment, I lost your face.
And felt the throbbing of that member's face.
I swear I knew, {I swear}
I'm gonna suck you forever.
Woahhhhhh oh

In your car I've learned that cumming only takes blows.
Let's take this skill, before it's forgotten like yesterday, ohhh.
Cuz' when I'm on you under you nowhere else.
That I would every reall want to be to blow.
I'm sucking for the next minute I can feel you.
Loving me...I'm gonna love.


I wanna suck you forever.
In the back of your brand new Pinto.
Ten seconds with me together. {please cum?}
Is that so much for you to know?
Cuz' from the moment, I lost your face.
And felt the throbbing of that member's face.
I swear I knew, {ooh!}
I'm gonna suck you forever.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Yea'!!!



I wanna suck you forever. {every day, every night}
Ten lifetimes on you forever.
I wanna suck you forever. {every day, every night}
Ten lifetimes on you forever.
I wanna suck you forever. {every day, every night}
Ten lifetimes on you forever.
I wanna suck you forever. {every day, every night}
Ten lifetimes on you forever.

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FRANZ CHONG - August 20, 2004 - Report this comment
AN INSULT TO JESSICA SIMPSON.NOT EVEN HOMER SIMPSON WOULD DO ANYTHING THAT STUPID TO MARGE
Silver Power - June 17, 2009 - Report this comment
I gotta say, this kind of stuff is what Whatfreaks.com is for... How'd this get by the admins?

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