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Song Parodies -> "Teddy On The Dock"

Original Song Title:

"Jenny From The Block"

Original Performer:

Jennifer Lopez

Parody Song Title:

"Teddy On The Dock"

Parody Written by:

Passiflora

The Lyrics

.......if there is 3 free places around a man on the bus.......and everyone around are standing instead of taking the places..........think twice before you take one................
"Shipman's comin, smelling abusing,
Feet are stinkin' , armpits steamin'
Everyone's got to stop now breathin' "

Don't be stoned by the smog that I got
I'm still I'm still Teddy on the dock
It is now month's middle why to change the socks?
No matter where I go they know where I came from (the D.O.C.K!)

From the polyclinic to my subway trips
From the shopping-in to I enter lifts
I'm not surrounded anywhere I roll in,
I stink like dog in canal
This fact's not hard to handle:
That's just grease
Sticking foully
But don't avoid me
It's not an infective disease

Don't be stoned by the smog that I got
I'm still I'm still Teddy on the dock
It is now month's middle why to change the socks?
No matter where I go they know where I came from (the D.O.C.K!)

No one wants my kiss
My mouth tastes like dead fish
When it's hot I smell
Like a breeze of gravel pit.
I love my trausers
and my one pants
They won't get washed, won't be taken to laundrette
so just take up your breathe

Don't be stoned by the smog that I got
I'm still I'm still Teddy on the dock
It is now month's middle why to change the socks?
No matter where I go they know where I came from (the D.O.C.K!)

"Everyone's got to stop now breathin' "

Don't be stoned by the smog that I got
I'm still I'm still Teddy on the dock
It is now month's middle why to change the socks?
No matter where I go they know where I came from (the D.O.C.K!)

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Pacing: 2.9
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Overall Rating: 2.9

Total Votes: 10

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Michael Pacholek - March 27, 2003 - Report this comment
I can't vote on this one until I "get it." Who is Teddy? This would make a whole lot more sense if I knew who it was. Roosevelt? Kennedy? Stevens? Heath? Koppel? Turner? Williams? Knight? Pendergrass? Ruxpin? Nugent? Demme? Shackleford? Lange?

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