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Song Parodies -> "Shoplifter"

Original Song Title:

"Jenny From The Block"

Original Performer:

Jennifer Lopez

Parody Song Title:

"Shoplifter"

Parody Written by:

BarbieBimbo

The Lyrics

This is a parody about a certain female celebrity who is famous nowadays for shoplifting.
Children grow and women go shopping
Men go working
I go stealing
Everyone's got to make a living

R-O-B
Winona
Still in the shop this year
Stole a little then a lot this year
Everybody mad, they be shedding tears
I know what I'm doing and I know where its from
You hear "Stop" in your ear
Yea, we're at the duty free shop just around the block
Where everybody buying stuff
Here's a new white tee, I'll get
Somethin phony with me, I make the money, get a mansion
Bring the police with me

Don't be fooled by the cash that I got
I'm still, I'm still stealin' from the shop
Used to have a little now I have a lot
No matter what I get, I know where they come from
(from the Gap!)
Don't be fooled by the cash that I got
I'm still, I'm still stealin' from the shop
Used to have a little now I have a lot
No matter what I get, I know where they come from
(from the Gap!)

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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 10

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Jeremiah McGlothin - June 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Its a good parody but where's the rest? You left out like 75% of the song. Shouldn't things like this go in the fragment section.

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