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Song Parodies -> "Let's Get Large"

Original Song Title:

"Let's Get Loud"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jennifer Lopez

Parody Song Title:

"Let's Get Large"

Parody Written by:

Invisible Boy

The Lyrics

To hear the version of the OS I used...G0 TO... Let's Get Loud.
Let’s Get Large

(Watch ‘em grow)

Let's get large, let's get large
Are your body parts too puny ?
Here’s what you should do…

If you like to win a lot
Then, just get a shot… right in your hiney
Soon your muscles will grow strong
Though, shrinkage to your schlong may make you whiney (waa…waa)

Just go and try it (you wanna buy it)
‘Cuz you’ve got nothing to lose
All “winners” do it (that’s how to view it)
It should be simple to choose
Steroid abuser (loser)
Just getting help you can use
Just don’t go tellin’ (yellin’)
Folks on the 6 O’clock news…

Some girls hope to make it big
So, to get the gig…they buy new knockers
But someday those double Ds
Will hang down to their knees… and they’ll need walkers
('cause…gravity always wins)

They think by growin’ (and then by showin’)
A pair of of prominent bins
They’ll soon get wealthy (gosh…they look healthy…)
Greeted with whistles and grins
With agents callin’ (crawlin’)
Reporters adding their spins
And tabloid candids (branded)
Just like J-LO and her “twins”

Let's get large, like a barge
Let’s just take our junk and supersize
Let's get vast…booty assed
Ain't no limpy whimpy impy
Body gonna do…no no

(muy grande)

(Well, bigger is better, baby, c’mon)

Fuller lips
Fuller hips
Tucks and Nips
Pimp my trunk
Reeeaaalll…. big big big (etc.)….

When I open up my mail
There are products there for sale
To help enlarge it…
And the shipping will be free
If I give my ID
And simply charge-it…

How did they know it ? (this I am asking you)
Have they been spying on me ?
When did they see it ? (I keep it out of view)
I gotta grow it, (grow’s what I wanna do)
I’m gonna order today
I’ll be a pleaser (no tweezers)

Let's get large
But stay thin
Décolletage
Violin

Let's just think…it’s no joke
Wash our Whoppers down with diet Coke
Let's get huge, but stay small
A confused consideration’s
What I’m going through…

IB

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 15

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alvin - April 10, 2008 - Report this comment
especially liked the knockers / walkers rhyme
2Eagle - April 10, 2008 - Report this comment
They want cantaloupe boobs and then there are others who want brest reduction surgery.
Agrimorfee - April 10, 2008 - Report this comment
I couldn't follow the call/response verses, overall it was damned funny, including the ad libs.
Matthias - April 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Awesome job here! Very American!!!
Max Power - April 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Suck'em up!
bobpiecheese - April 20, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Man, I can only remember three words of the OS, so you got that paced right at least :P. Nice writing here, mate. Well done!
Matthias - April 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Conquerer.... Dave links the OS under the parody in order to refresh your memory so you should click on that if you don't remember the OS.
Rex - April 23, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Good work on such an expansive topic.
Below Average Dave - April 24, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Holy Crap IB, this is hilarious, I was going to have trouble picking a top song until I read this, jeese, thank goodness you found AmIRight, you so belong here.
Timmy1000 - July 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Very funny comment on an American way of life - I'll give you an enhancement of 555
Agrimorfee - July 16, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) Big again!
Leo Keough - July 17, 2009 - Report this comment
ABC5(L) Larger than life...lots of good takes on people's obsessions with their body images!!!...555!!!
Guy - July 18, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC05L)

This one wins the booby prize and is funny to boot-y. It's an added treat that this OS is done by J-Lo - This redefines the term "booty call" - fine job IB.
Below Average Dave - July 22, 2009 - Report this comment
I have nothing to add here IB, this one is just as fantastic (and so Jenniferish) that it hasn't lost an inch since my first read.
bobpiecheese - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC5) I'd say see above, but my previous comment wasn't very useful. After a listen to the OS, I can now add that the pacing was bloody perfect. And now I can vote 555 without feeling guilty! yay!
Stuart McArthur - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) nice to see some gags finally in this comp - I can always count on you IB to put some pre-thought into your lyrics - for some reason "gosh…they look healthy…" made me crack up - 555
Red Ant - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
"Pimp my trunk " and "Let's get vast…booty assed" were my favorite lines. Excellent work, IB. Supersized 5s.
Jeff Reuben - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
I like big butts and I can not lie...plenty of that here. Awesome
Matthias - July 25, 2009 - Report this comment
We miss you in the Artistry competition you need to come back and play with us Invisible Boy! You came up with a lot of great parodies because of that competition like this one as well as your Fall Out Boy parody! Those are two of my favorites by you! Please come back!!!

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