Let’s Get Large

(Watch ‘em grow)

Let's get large, let's get large
Are your body parts too puny ?
Here’s what you should do…

If you like to win a lot
Then, just get a shot… right in your hiney
Soon your muscles will grow strong
Though, shrinkage to your schlong may make you whiney (waa…waa)

Just go and try it (you wanna buy it)
‘Cuz you’ve got nothing to lose
All “winners” do it (that’s how to view it)
It should be simple to choose
Steroid abuser (loser)
Just getting help you can use
Just don’t go tellin’ (yellin’)
Folks on the 6 O’clock news…

Some girls hope to make it big
So, to get the gig…they buy new knockers
But someday those double Ds
Will hang down to their knees… and they’ll need walkers
('cause…gravity always wins)

They think by growin’ (and then by showin’)
A pair of of prominent bins
They’ll soon get wealthy (gosh…they look healthy…)
Greeted with whistles and grins
With agents callin’ (crawlin’)
Reporters adding their spins
And tabloid candids (branded)
Just like J-LO and her “twins”

Let's get large, like a barge
Let’s just take our junk and supersize
Let's get vast…booty assed
Ain't no limpy whimpy impy
Body gonna do…no no

(muy grande)

(Well, bigger is better, baby, c’mon)

Fuller lips
Fuller hips
Tucks and Nips
Pimp my trunk
Reeeaaalll…. big big big (etc.)….

When I open up my mail
There are products there for sale
To help enlarge it…
And the shipping will be free
If I give my ID
And simply charge-it…

How did they know it ? (this I am asking you)
Have they been spying on me ?
When did they see it ? (I keep it out of view)
I gotta grow it, (grow’s what I wanna do)
I’m gonna order today
I’ll be a pleaser (no tweezers)

Let's get large
But stay thin
Décolletage
Violin

Let's just think…it’s no joke
Wash our Whoppers down with diet Coke
Let's get huge, but stay small
A confused consideration’s
What I’m going through…

IB