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Song Parodies -> "Jenny, It's A Crock"

Original Song Title:

"Jenny From The Block"

Original Performer:

Jennifer Lopez

Parody Song Title:

"Jenny, It's A Crock"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

Never heard the song or video for this song until Dave's Artistry competiion. The video at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i68A82-9Fxc compelled me to write this parody (all in good fun, of course!)
Music shows and movies producing
Are you working?
See glass ceiling
Hollywood could be more forgiving

LOL
J.Lo!
I heard your song this year
Thought it a little too much like “Britney Spears”
Everybody gawks at the clothes that you wear
Boobies barely showing and you wiggle your buns
I just laugh over here
Yes, I must now report this design is all schlock
Your New York brownstone is all tricked out
With no irony, God bless!
It’s so phony, bogus, listen honey, ain’t no question
You really can’t fool us

I may drool at the bod you got
But still, but still, Jenny, it’s a crock
Glamour life is special, you are such hot snot
No matter where you go, journos chase ya (to the Bronx!)
I’m not fooled by this single’s slot
Yes still, yes still, Jenny, it’s a crock
No one wants your record, good R&B it’s not
And everywhere I go, the discs all sit in trash drums (in the Bronx!)

From ‘Maid in Manhattan’ to ‘The Cell’, tough grits
‘Enough’! Your movie roles are just the pits
You been grounded, cannot control the spin
You’re real, so says your video
“No Deal!” I tell The Banker
Can’t fool me
Lookin’ lovely as you can be
How ‘bout some sincerity?

Use ProTools for the vocal onslaught
But still, but still, Jenny, it’s a crock
I look at your middle, you sure have a lot
And everywhere you go, you say where you came from (from the Bronx!)
All bejeweled in the rocks you got
Until, until, they’re on the auction block
Used to be a little thing you’re boyfriend bought
Why don’t you take it home, you know, where you came from? (from the Bronx!)

Say ignorance is bliss
Bennifer dismissed!
Bet you didn’t go Dutch
Got no soul, just forget it
Pop songs got me laughing, kid
Strut your tush out in public
Get dressed first!
We can’t forget, what a deal
You know Ben is seething

Ben was fooled, but didn’t tie the knot
Got billed, got billed, by Jenny, what a crock!
'Gigli' made so little, she’s still lookin’ very hot
No matter how it goes, this song sounds mighty dumb (goose now honks!)

We are ruled by high society’s plot
So still, so still, Jenny, it’s a crock
Photogs drool their spittle when you’re on the spot
Out from San Diego, up to where you came from (from the Bronx!)

See I work hard for paychecks
Struggle with the fam’ly I got, and my debts
If I stuck my own butt out
Maybe that would help me out
Well, that I do doubt!
Just give a smile with the part that you eat with
Let’s make a trade with the buns that you came in with
Best I can do is say “Whoa! What’s with J.Lo?”
Act like you don’t, but you know

There’s holes in the socks I got
And still, and still, Jenny, it’s a crock
Now here is a riddle---where is the spot
No matter where you go, you know where the stink’s from? (from the Bronx!)
Don’t be mad, just a joke I wrought!
But still, but still, Jenny, it’s a crock
She’s a Guinevere in the U.S. Camelot
No matter how it goes, it pays to play dumb (box of rocks!)

We are fools in the celebrity rot
Do tell! Do tell! Jenny, it’s a crock
Had no pot to piddle, but now fill a parking lot
Off to shoot a video, but first let’s count the take-home (all in stocks!)

Don’t be fooled by the song she got
We’re ill, we’re ill, Jenny, it’s a crock
Snackin' on some Skittles, you worry not
No matter what the show, you tell us where you came from (from the Bronx!)
Copyright 2008, Agrimorfee.

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Matthias - March 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Nice J-Lo mocking, I really loved the line, "She’s a Guinevere in the U.S. Camelot", because it's so true, I don't know a single person straight or gay who can't say that J-Lo's not hot. (As I said in the thread, I can't stand listening to this song... At all... The rapper is what really bugs me in this song, )All pop sounds like Britney Spears. It's just a "Pop-Music" type of sound.
2Eagle - March 28, 2008 - Report this comment
You remembered everything but her twins.
Stan Hall - March 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Still haven't heard/seen the OS/video--lurker on classical, odies, and lazz stations I be- but this is poetry to read and bullseyes what little I've seen of J-Lo in flicks. :-)
Jason - March 28, 2008 - Report this comment
I echo Matthias's comment
Guy - March 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Most excellent read sir Agri. I caught the video you point at on a different Youtube thread. You worked your buns off on this one and it shows. Well done and very, very clever. You never missed a beat - pace and timing spot on and very well delivered. No crock on this one.
Below Average Dave - March 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Very difficult song to pull off, and it was a clever J-Lo smack.
Jason - April 09, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above comment.
Matthias - April 15, 2008 - Report this comment
I can't really go into more detail than what I said earlier, but I must say that this was some epic work you put into this Aggy.
tomario - April 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Obviously worked hard on this one. Did you do research or was it from memory? I had trouble reading along to the vid, cos i hate the song. But i stuck with it cos it was one of yours (didn't you make me listen to a BSboys song last year?). It paced along nicely with th os and some cutting comments are always welcome.He He "Had no pot to piddle, but now fill a parking lot" Oh the mental imagery. Your a star Agri.
Agrimorfee - April 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Toma...! :) I just did quick scan of imdb.com to recall some of her movies for verse 2.
Max Power - April 16, 2008 - Report this comment
I'm more of a legs man myself.
Peter Andersson - April 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Had more trouble finding the OS than expected but whatever version or song she's always good for a gawk IMHO.
bobpiecheese - April 20, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Hmmm...I get this funny feeling you don't like J-Lo's music very much ;) Nailed the pacing here, mate. Brilliant!
Rex - April 23, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Outstanding work.
Below Average Dave - April 24, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I had a lot of trouble following this one Agri, perhaps a different video or version was used. I thought the lyrics were solid, but I had pacing issues so it kinda took away from the overall feel of it.
Invisible Boy - April 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Very strong effort here Agri. This OS would have driven me nuts. The pacing worked for me, as did the bashing.
Red Ant - April 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Invisible Boy said pretty much what I was going to, though I'll add that "Use ProTools for the vocal onslaught" and "All bejeweled in the rocks you got/Until, until, they’re on the auction block" were my fave lines.
Guy - April 27, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM-Mar08) Read and commented already - liked it then - like it now. Well done Agri.
Phil Alexander - April 28, 2008 - Report this comment
There's a stand-up comedian called Toby who does a wonderful "Jenny-from-the-block"-based routine.. this doesn't have quite the same hilarity, but hey, it's a parody :-)

Oops.. nearly forgot to hit "send" on the comment
Jack Wilson - April 28, 2008 - Report this comment
This is AWESOME, I almost did a parody about her career to Love Dont Cost a Thing but it woulda been too much like this, which is one of your best,5s
bobpiecheese - April 29, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above!
Mikey Squirrel - April 29, 2008 - Report this comment
SOTM- Not a big fan of J-Lo or that type of music. I very much agree that all this type of music sounds all the same. Good job and skewering, Agri.
McKludge - April 30, 2008 - Report this comment
SOTM - "Use ProTools for the vocal onslaught" Nice. As the Spears and Simpsons show us, anyone can sound good with the right producers and engineers.
Below Average Dave - April 30, 2008 - Report this comment
This paced much better with the other youtube you gave me, and it's pretty funny too, well rhymed. . .of course I've already read it so this is my second opinion!
Silver Power - June 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Exceptional parody, though even with Pro Tools, for someone to sound good, there still has to be some trace of vocal ability. But I think this was a nice diss parody, towards someone who hasn't been in the limelight for a while, good job bringing her back into memory. 5s.
Mark Scotti - June 29, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) Great "butt" bashing...
Guy - July 04, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC05JK)

Ag, my opinion of this parody remains the same - see my comments above. It's still a "crock" but in a good way.
bobpiecheese - July 09, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC5) See above (again)!
Leo Keough - July 09, 2009 - Report this comment
ABC5(J/K) Great job of bashing someone with their own song!!!...Thought it flowed well, had great rhymes and a lot of humor!!!...555!!
Matthias - July 09, 2009 - Report this comment
You're bringing Jennyback! Yeah! Well... See above twice, this is still a pretty great mockery of a woman who doesn't get mocked nearly enough.
Below Average Dave - July 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Still overall a pretty good write, see my above comments
Red Ant - July 10, 2009 - Report this comment
A pleasure revisiting this one, Aggy.

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