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Song Parodies -> "I'm Fat"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Glad"

Original Performer:

Jennifer Lopez

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Fat"

Parody Written by:

Dominic L.

The Lyrics

One line is off paced. hope you can't figure out which one.
Baby, when I stuff my mouth.
I don't know when to stop (I don't know when to stop)
But I crash in through the ground.
Put on pounds too,
And I'm round in
The center of my body, it's true.

I'm fat "cos I'm eatin' too much food.
I'm fat, I break my knees when I kneel.
I shove it "cos I seem to live my life, just one time.
I'm fat, I can't fit inside my van,
So I'm strapped on top, at least I get a tan.
I'm fat and it's causing me some strife.
I'm so fat.

I fall over when I get down (I get down, fall down)
And that Big Mac doesn't hold me
(And that Big Mac doesn't hold me)
Should eat ten, even then
(Won't be enough now)
I won't ever be done with eatin'.

I'm fat, yet I still go and chew.
I'm fat, "Cos I eat at Donut Wheel.
Eat crumpets until I go and blow up my-stomach lines.
I'm fat, yes, I'm a whole lot of man.
I don't fit, when I try to sit on the can.
I'm fat, and I can't figure out why.
I'm so fat.

I'm fatter than one thinks should be.
I'm certainly no pencil.
Food makes this whole life worth living.
I'm fat, used to be nothing.
Have so much fat to heave.
Guess I'm the one to blame,
I'm so fat.

I'm fat "cos I'm eatin' too much food.
I'm fat, I break my knees when I kneel.
I shove it "cos I seem to live my life, just one time.
I'm fat, I can't fit inside my van,
So I'm strapped on top, at least I get a tan.
I'm fat and it's causing me some strife.
I'm so fat.
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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 10

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Dumb Ass Kid - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Your off pacings are forgiven by the great humour! 454
Dominic L. - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, DAK! Hmm... looks like Microsoft Word automatically changed my 's into "s. oh well.
stuart mcarthur - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
you've just gotta get a bigger van, man - supervansize me - 555
Red Ant - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
5s for the parody and inspiring me to write a parody of "Come As You Are" called "Bum Is Too Large" which has been submitted for the next update. Thanks for clarifying the punctuation anomalies too-Notepad, while primitive, doesn't do that.

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