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Song Parodies -> "Benny I Hate U"

Original Song Title:

"Baby I Love U"

Original Performer:

Jennifer Lopez

Parody Song Title:

"Benny I Hate U"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Ben I never knew this would end
The way it ends, when it ends
The media was killing us Benny
They were out of control
Anytime we hid away
They just swarmed and swarmed
When they took our picture when you had a gun
We're helpess Benny
I asked them what the hell are
You trying to do to me
I can't marry for 1 year or
Or just one night, booooo

Benny I hate you
Hate you
Benny I kill you
Kill you
I gotta loose you
I gotta loose you Benny
Must be without you
Oh without you

Benny I hate you
Benny I kill you
Kill you
Ruined my career
Ruined my carrer Benny
Must be without you

[Verse 2]
Blessed and Cursed as our movie Gigli
The second a rumor of marraige arose
On Jersey Girl
Not one bit of loving
There is a time in one's career
When Jay Leno has to make fun of my b@lls
Our marriage couldn't be, there was no love
I have a new CD
Oh it's called Without Ben
It features this song
It has 1x, 2x, 3x, 4x, platinum


Ohh I hate the movie Gigli
Benny pleaser
I may loose millions more
Ohh stop with that
Cuz i really want to be a prostitute for more
Benny that's just how it is don't you see

...Benny I hate you...
...You know that I kill you...
...Gotta rid you...
...Must be without you...
...Benny I hate you...
...You know I kill you...
...Gotta rid you...
...Must be without you..

[Chorus x3]

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Mr. X - March 15, 2004 - Report this comment
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