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Song Parodies -> "Don't Care Bout Your Bra"

Original Song Title:

"Love Don't Cost A Thing"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jennifer Lopez

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Care Bout Your Bra"

Parody Written by:

AzN-BoY

The Lyrics

CHORUS:
Think I'm gonna drive your bike I won't
Cause I need the training wheels, I do
Even if you were bald
I don't care bout your bra
Think I'm gonna play house with you, no
If you want my floss you got your own
Even if you were bald

I don't care bout your bra
When you stuck up in the screwed up truck
Saw that gum you ate in the valley-eh
Knew that is was gay when you hooked up me
Pulling up your sleeve so I can see your roller blade
Saw you, hater, in the carnival
Rising up your leg, so I could see your underwear
But it's hard to admit, think you bought a cow
Does it matter if the window crashed, it's all your fault

Does it shatter if that you beat me up
I give you all my toys and stuff that money can buy, no

CHORUS

When I took a dance
Though, you'd understand
Baby, car licenses is not gonna dance
Still your tryna steal what's already mine
What you need from me
Is not available in stores
Seen a part of you, that's a private part
You're doing less too much
Shut up, I'll kick you
If it never stops, get ready set go
Now I'm leaving without you I'm gonna go!

Does it shatter if that you beat me up
I give you all my toys and stuff that money can buy, no

CHORUS

I don't care, don't care bout your bra
A bra, a bra, no, yeah, maybe

Your hair's been eating by a goat
There's something stuck down in your throat
Get the thing I need to pee
Think you just want my pee
So you can drink my pee
A bra, you need to waste some time
To show me that you're not a girl
There's more than one whole cent in you
That you just want my pee
And you can drink my pee

CHORUS

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