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Song Parodies -> "My Floss Don't Cost a Thing"

Original Song Title:

"My Love Don't Cost a Thing"

Original Performer:

Jennifer Lopez

Parody Song Title:

"My Floss Don't Cost a Thing"

Parody Written by:

Eloisa C. and Nicole R.

The Lyrics

In the original lyrics, the chorus sounds like, "Think I want your floss I got my own" and we built the song off of that.
Chorus:Think you gotta keep me flossed you don't -Think I'm gonna waste your floss I won't-Even if you had no teeth my floss don't cost a thing-Think I want to brush your teeth I don't-Think i want your floss I got my own-Even if you were broke my floss don't cost a thing

When you rolled up my pack of floss-Saw the floss you gave to the dentist's wife-Knew that you had flossed when you smiled at me-Pulling up your lip so I could see your teeth go BLING-Saw you brush your teeth In the womens bathroom just so I would notice you-You were hard to miss, but yes i saw you-Doesn't really matter if your flossing out of control- All that matters is that you floss right- Give me all the floss I need that money can buy


When I took a chane I thought you knew-Baby flossing is not romance-Still your trying to buy all the floss you need- But baby what i need from you is avalible in A&P-Theres a brand of floss I really need-Your doing way too little-Gotta keep em clean- If you don't change gotta go to the dentist-Now your leaving with your floss you've got to go-All that matters is that you floss right-Give me all the floss I need that the dentist can' buy


You think the floss you make can substitute the time you take -to get the floss from your car-Don't know how they make floss- Think you can win my floss- Think you need to take some floss-Thenyou can win my floss - And get the floss in your car


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