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Song Parodies -> "Got The Flu"

Original Song Title:

"All For You"

Original Performer:

Janet Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Got The Flu"

Parody Written by:

Sally Weber

The Lyrics

Got The Flu

Stomach hurls and I'm tardy
Shook my whole body
Feelin' that sting might endeavor TB
Got it twice, wackage, I'll fight
Mess, I feel my heads about to ignite
Stomach whirls nose is snotty
Need an anti-body
Pleadin' you bring some whatever herb tea
What per-cise dosage is right?

Edit- 4 3 2 1
Chicka ahhhhhh

I've got the flu....(chicka ahhh)
I don't really want it
I've got the flu
They say not to feed it
I've got the flu
I don't wanna have it
I sneeze ahh-choo help my ache improve
I've got the flu

I need some caring I'm a goner but I'll try
I feel so cheesy, won't you approach me?
No me I'm fine
But when something inside you stabs two days, will I die?
Don't know exactly buzz with aspirins creates some highs

No clue, so I need doctor brew
Hold on can't talk, you see?
Promise I won't heave in your Thai food
I'll bet you quit, might text to me
Don't join and persist with the sweat pools
I'll faint away you'll see
Yes, you fool
Yes I kinda spewed
Medications I can't find

{Repeat Chorus}

Will be decayed, in heap de-baiting if I'm strong
Ignore me blow sh*t
Bile be outta here demon spawn
When will I be well? Never! Mute, sore, heavin' why?
Sent ber-serk Saint Bernard
Must free myself and take it all in stride

{Repeat Bridge}

{Repeat Chorus}

When will this cold be done?
I've got the flu
Soon I will have the runs
I've got the flu
Numb and I feel like scum
I sneeze ahh-choo help my ache improve
I've got the flu

{Repeat Intro}
Stress, felt like I almost died last night

{Repeat Chorus}

{Repeat Intro}
Stress, felt like I almost died last night

Why won't this cold succumb?
Swoon I think the room spun
Glum, don't like to taste chum
(Soon I won't feel like bum)
Soon I won't feel like bum
(Soon I can eat a plumb)
Soon I can eat a plumb
(Soon I will drink some rum)
Soon...........drink some rum
(Soon I might chew some gum)
Soon I might chew some gum
(Soon heal-thy I'll become)

Chicka aaahhhhhh
Mess, I feel my heads about.... feel my heads about to ignite
Mess, I feel my heads about
Chicka ahhh
Stress, felt like I almost died..... like I almost died last night
Stress, felt like I almost died

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