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Song Parodies -> "In The Elder Scrolls"

Original Song Title:

"Damita Jo"

Original Performer:

Janet Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"In The Elder Scrolls"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

The original song is off Janet's 2004 album, Damita Jo. It's the second track from the album. Don't know if some of you have bought the album or not, but if you did, you should remember how the song went; beats, tempo, lyrics and everything. I wrote these lyrics in an instant; didn't plan it, i just sung it and typed it own saying 'this will be perfect for this site. Has to do with Martin Septim and the Elder Scrolls (go go go!). Basicly saying, "I've heard rumors about me and I'm gonna deny them and tell the truth." Enjoy!
First Verse:
Stupid, lazy
Well spoken, but completly crazy
Simple, needy
Not slow, can be really speedy
Talking nonsense
Thinks he's deep in the province
No brains, yes
But I'm truly the very best

Do you like me
Do you hate me
Just for being lame (is that all you knoooow)
Do you think that
I'm that nice guy
You see in the game (is that all you knoooow)
There is one side
I may not hide
But won't ever show (and you just wont knooow)
If you think that I'm dumb
Take another step
Till you find I'm won (In the Elder Scrolls)

Second Verse:
Tall, a genius
A great man, far from henious
I did charity, I did spells
I did good things, but it is so hard to tell
I want another chance to make the future right
And with me gone, that future ain't bright
I was a priest with a whole lotta nerve
Reborn an emperor to the curve

Repeat Chorus 2x

Man, I will tell you
I will sure tell ya...
I ain't crazy
I just need a break

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