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Song Parodies -> "Doesn't Really Matter (Stalker Edit)"

Original Song Title:

"Doesn't Really Matter"

Original Performer:

Janet Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Doesn't Really Matter (Stalker Edit)"

Parody Written by:

Kameron J. Vaughn

The Lyrics

Verse #1
Doesn't matter what your friends are telling you
Doesn't matter what police are saying too
It just matters that I'm in love with you
And it only matters when you love me too
And it matters that when you accept me
That would make me ever so happy
Because I love you nobody but you
Baby baby
When you hide from me
Makes me kinda unhappy
I gotta get up get up get up get up get up
And show you that it

Doesn't really matter if you hide from me
Cause I'm a stalker with an inner being
Doesn't really matter if you run from me
What matters to me is your luv for me
Doesn't really matter one day you are mine
Cause I will track you to the end of time
Doesn't really matter what ever you do
Cause most of all I'm in luv witchoo
You're so fine
You're just what I dreamed of
You're so purtee and fine
You're all mine
And one day you'll be all mine

Verse #2
Doesn't matter when you change where you live
Doesn't matter all the phony names you give
Cause no matter I'll find you
Cause I am so in love with you
Doesn't matter if you have a change of name
Cause you know that to me it's just a game
That I know I'm playin with you
And I know that you are playin too
Baby baby
Oh oh you see I'm a little crazy
I gotta get up get up get up get up get up
And show you that it

Stalker Edit (rap)
Run from me girl I wouldn't dare
Where ever you go I'll be there
When you turn around who do you see
It's gonna be me it's gonna be me
You can run but you can not hide
I have love for you deep inside
I gotta get up and make you see
You gonna be wit me

Stalk Mix
Oh I think I'm gonna stalk you
Run away you know I'll find you anyway
Oh oh you see I'm a little crazy
I gotta get up get up get up get up get up
And show you that my threats are true
And they're just for you (I love you)

Nutty nutty nutty I am for you
I wrote for you this stalkers tune
I finally found who I love true
And one day soon you'll love me too
Nutty nutty nutty I am for you
This is a really little catchy tune
I finally found somebody give my heart to
And most of all I'm nutty nutty nutty nutty
KJV PresentsCopyright 2001 - KJV Presents

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