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Song Parodies -> "Saddam and Osama's Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"A Terrorist's Christmas"

Original Performer:

James and Kling

Parody Song Title:

"Saddam and Osama's Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Michael McVey

The Lyrics

On the 1st day of Christmas, Osama gave Saddam
a Bush as mad as hell.

On the 2nd day of Christmas, Osama gave Saddam
two blown-up towers and a Bush as mad as hell.

On the 3rd day of Christmas, Osama gave Saddam
3 cans of mace, two blown-up towers and a Bush as mad as hell.

On the 4th day of Christmas, Osama gave Saddam
4 bayonets, 3 cans of mace, two blown-up towers and a Bush as mad as hell.

On the 5th day of Christmas, Osama gave Saddam
5 hand grenades.
4 bayonets, 3 cans of mace, two blown-up towers and a Bush as mad as hell.

On the 6th day of Christmas, Osama gave Saddam
6 M-16's, 5 hand grenades.
4 bayonets, 3 cans of mace, two blown-up towers and a Bush as mad as hell.

On the 7th day of Christmas, Osama gave Saddam
7 army tanks, 6 M-16's, 5 hand grenades.
4 bayonets, 3 cans of mace, two blown-up towers and a Bush as mad as hell.

On the 8th day of Christmas, Osama gave Saddam
8 dirty bombs, 7 army tanks, 6 M-16's, 5 hand grenades.
4 bayonets, 3 cans of mace, two blown-up towers and a Bush as mad as hell.

On the 9th day of Christmas, Osama gave Saddam
9 vials of anthrax, 8 dirty bombs, 7 army tanks, 6 M-16's, 5 hand grenades.
4 bayonets, 3 cans of mace, two blown-up towers and a Bush as mad as hell.

On the 10th day of Christmas, Osama gave Saddam
10 cans of nerve gas, 9 vials of anthrax, 8 dirty bombs, 7 army tanks, 6 M-16's, 5 hand grenades.
4 bayonets, 3 cans of mace, two blown-up towers and a Bush as mad as hell.

On the 11th day of Christmas, Osama gave Saddam
11 human shields, 10 cans of nerve gas, 9 vials of anthrax, 8 dirty bombs, 7 army tanks, 6 M-16's, 5 hand grenades.
4 bayonets, 3 cans of mace, two blown-up towers and a Bush as mad as hell.

On the 12th day of Christmas, Osama gave Saddam
12 weapons of mass destruction, 11 human shields, 10 cans of nerve gas, 9 vials of anthrax, 8 dirty bombs, 7 army tanks, 6 M-16's, 5 hand grenades.
4 bayonets, 3 cans of mace, two blown-up towers and a Bush as mad as hell.
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Aaerni - December 26, 2003 - Report this comment
I thought Saddam and Osama were muslum!

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