-> "No More Diets"
Original Song Title:
"No More Lies"
Parody Song Title:
"No More Diets"
Parody Written by:
Pablo el Diablo
The Lyrics
There's a load of food before me.
There's no time to slim up.
Salvage a lost stomach.
But some regrets from me.
Maybe i'll be back same other day.
Be thin again, just who can say.
In what weight or apperance that i might be.
Just another scales for me.
A hurryied run, loads of weights,
instead of racing to thinness,
eating all my life away,
no-one can slim me now.
Time is now, it could'nt be then,
but there's more things i'd like to eat,
i'm coming back,
to lard up again,
some day maybe i'll be thin again...
No More Diets x 8
They're all sitting at my table.
Talking lard and eating meat.
There time is up just like me.
But they just won't eat it yet.
So just a word of warning.
When your at your largest weight.
Theres nothing you can hide from.
I've got my belly for you.
The food comes fast. The weight is near.
Evidently slimness is never near
The table is set. The blubber is here.
I think im getting fat...
No More Diets x 8
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