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Song Parodies -> "Brave Sir Rob"

Original Song Title:

"Brave New World"

Original Performer:

Iron Maiden

Parody Song Title:

"Brave Sir Rob"

Parody Written by:

Chris Pollman

The Lyrics

Okay, I promised in a previous parody that it would be my last Python parody for a while. But what the hell? Here's another one. Oh, I had to shorten "Robin" to "Rob" to fit the pacing. Enjoy:
Twisted bones, skewerd eyes
Minstrels not needed here
Wet his pants, soiled his suit
No bravery but fear
Behind him, minstrels sing
He dosen't fear smashed bones
Holy Grail, he does seek
Bring this coward back home

Three-headed - knight he meets
Chickens out from the squall
Ran away, from sure pain
Sir Robin before his fall
Blood you see, is not real
SInger sings, 'bout his jobs
Killing beasts and slaying things
With this Brave Sir Rob

He's Brave Sir Rob
Yes he's Brave Sir Rob
He's Brave Sir Rob
Yes he's Brave Sir Rob

Dragon kills, aint his thrills
Bunny almost bit him through
Minstrels died, they were ate
By Arthur and his crew
Rabid screams, he does fear
At the bridge, Robin failed
Questions were not that clear
With this Brave Sir Rob

He's Brave Sir Rob
Yes he's Brave Sir Rob
He's Brave Sir Rob
Yes he's Brave Sir Rob

Twisted bones, skewerd eyes
Bring this coward back home...

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Pacing: 3.0
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Total Votes: 2

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Phil Alexander - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Beautiful, Chris - certainly my favourite of your recent patch of Metal Grailisms
Phil (again) - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Chris - have a look here:
Chris Pollman - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, wow! Thanks for posting that parody there. Thnaks to everyone there who commented. Thanks a lot, Phil !

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