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Song Parodies -> "Joyce Brothers"

Original Song Title:

"Blood Brothers"

Original Performer:

Iron Maiden

Parody Song Title:

"Joyce Brothers"

Parody Written by:

Chris Pollman

The Lyrics

The story to this is, that one day, I was informed by a friend at school that at nine o clock that night, there was gonna be a Guns N' Roses special on. So, being the big GNR fan that I am,I was hoping all day to see it. So when it's nine, I go to the channel,and what do I see, but something about Joyce Brothers. And, as usual, nothing else was on but re-run after re-run,so I automatically thought of this parody of Maiden's amazing song"Blood Brothers". Hope you like it. Up the irons!!!
And if you're taking a flip through the channels at nine
What show do you think you would expect you would see?
Just some old lady reflecting on things in your life
And in a moment, she'll be annoying me

Just for second, a glimpse of commercials I see,
And in an instant they aggravate me
And it's no secret that there's nothing good on TV
Now all the shows are re-ran again

She's Joyce Brothers
She's Joyce Brothers
She's Joyce Brothers
She's Joyce Brothers

And as I look all around at the shows in dismay
What did I see, you'd think I'd have learned
Now I am waiting for this show end sometime today
Inside my mind my brain cells get burned

She's Joyce Brothers
She's Joyce Brothers
She's Joyce Brothers
She's Joyce Brothers

There are times when I feel I'm afraid for TV
There are times when nothing's on at all
When you're waiting for some dumb show to end
And deciding what shows are good or are bad

Will I ever see the show I really want?
Can you really tell me when it's on?
Maybe all the shows that I know are precious to me
Could be taken off air by some old man?

She's Joyce Brothers
She's Joyce Brothers
She's Joyce Brothers
She's Joyce Brothers

When I think that I've seen all the channels
And the channels drag on into the night
Keep on screening the same old re-runs
Makes changing the channel so easy
Now I'm watching some show that's gone dead
And It's driving me out of my head

She's Joyce Brothers
She's Joyce Brothers
She's Joyce Brothers
She's Joyce Brothers

And if you're taking a flip through the channels at nine......

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