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Song Parodies -> "The Snickers Man"

Original Song Title:

"The Wicker Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Iron Maiden

Parody Song Title:

"The Snickers Man"

Parody Written by:

Chris Kilo

The Lyrics

Yet another food-based parody haha. Yeah...I'm not a very good parodist...
Hand of lard is moving and the finger grabs some chips
You scarf them down so quickly, your stomach wall then rips
Your tongue was bitten, OW! You gobble down some Lays
The candy in the kitchen jar is calling you its way

You watch your weight increasing every single night
Eating on the couch, right by the TV light
Say goodbye to small size pants, and say goodbye to life
Hello to obesity, and divorce from your wife

Your weight will gain; your weight will gain
Your weight will gain; your weight will gain

The rest stop wants some money, for your king-size snack
They can give your more and more, you keep going back
Nothing you can gobble down will ever taste the same
Every pizza is a new carb, gains you body weight again

You watch your waist expanding every single night
Eating on the couch, right by the TV light
Twinkies and some Snack cakes going down and causing pain
The shadow of the Snickers man is bloating up again

Your weight will gain; your weight will gain
Your weight will gain; your weight will gain
Your weight will gain; your weight will gain
Your weight will gain; your weight will gain

Whoah, oh-oh
Whoah, oh-oh
[Repeat]
*Belch!*
Another re-submission from my old pen-name.

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Mr 1s - November 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Quote "I'm not a very good parodist", Yes that gives me a reason to give you 1s.
Chris Kilo - November 18, 2006 - Report this comment
My apologies. I woke up in an incredibly horrible, horrible mood this morning, had a bad day thereafter, and so forth. Logging in here, I hoped to find the ususally positive feedback on my new parodies, and instead found the "ones brigade" hitting my hard work. I'm usually not NEAR as angry as I was in that comment, but something just snapped inside me and I went off on that little rampage. My apologies again.... In fact, I'm going to submit a parody apologising to everyone for my incredibly short temper, and pretty much childish immaturity displayed in my commetns in response to the "1 guy". In hindsight, I was being stupid....incredibly stupid...but I've always kind of had "anger Issues", if the mood struck me...sorry again.
Mr 5s - November 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey Mr 1's: Your mama probably beat the hell out of you when you were little!
Chris Kilo - November 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Haha, thank you Mr. 5s. Nice to see I have a friend haha. Thank again.
Red Ant - November 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Very good OS to parody, though making out the lyrics was a bit difficult (IM needs to turn up the mic volume!). Varying the choruses and the "Your weight will gain" lines would have made this top-notch. 545.
McNugget - October 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Nice one

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