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Song Parodies -> "The Liquor Man"

Original Song Title:

"The Wicker Man"

Original Performer:

Iron Maiden

Parody Song Title:

"The Liquor Man"

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The Lyrics

Hand of Pete is pointing to the cans of special brew
That's not all he's drinking, there's a bottle of whiskey too
He is freezing in the p*ss soaked alleyway
The p*ss- head in the street has fallen on his face

He's getting paraletic all throughout the night
Getting totally sh*t- faced until it gets light
Say goodbye to dignity, don't want to smell his breath
Hello to reality, he'll drink himself to death

A drunken bum
A drunken bum

The liquor store wants it's money now, to pay for the six pack
He staggers away and vomits on your back
Since his family left him he has never been the same
And since he lost his job he has been addling his brain

He's getting paraletic all throughout the night
Getting totally sh*t- faced until it gets light
He sits on a park bench, just sitting in the rain
The shadow of the liquor man is falling down again

A drunken bum
A drunken bum

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Trooper378 - August 09, 2011 - Report this comment
Awesome its funny and clever you did a kickass job!

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