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Song Parodies -> "Oozin'"

Original Song Title:

"Cruisin'"

Original Performer:

Huey Lewis & Gwyneth Paltrow

Parody Song Title:

"Oozin'"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

This a somewhat of a continuation of my Elvis Presley- "Burning Love" parody, Ninja Slug. So, what does happen when two slugs fall in love? They go on a ooze together.
Verse 1: Baby, please choose: You are my choice
Slink through my ooze: You keep me moist
And if you flaunt it, I’ll glop it whenever
This is not a one-leaf stand, baby yeah
So, let the mucus coat your mind
Don’t you think about slime?

Chorus: You’re gonna slide away, glad your eyein’ my way
I love it when we’re oozin’ together
Music’s for cricket bugs, oozin’ is made for slugs
I love it when we’re oozin’ together

Verse 2: Brought you this ‘shroom: I love fungi
Let our love gloop: Won’t ever dry
And inch-by-inch moving closer and closer
Taken so long to reach each other, oooh baby yeah
So, let the detritus stay dead
That will be your brunch in bed

Chorus: Bathe in your slime all day, always makin’ my day
I love it that we’re oozin’ together
Mucus is rhapsody, up in the canopy
I love it that we’re oozin’ together

Ooze City, baby…
Oooooooooze, yeah…
Oooooooooze…

Verse 3: Ooh baby, let’s cruise: Let’s slink, let’s glide
Oooh let’s flow it up: Your love is mine
And if you want it, this mollusk forever
I could just squirm here beside you and love you, baby
Let’s hope our ooze: Helps us stick!
Birds and Gastro:-Pods don’t mix

Chorus: You are my mollusk mate, hope you won’t desiccate
I love it when we’re oozin’ together
Mollusks are made for love, oozin’ just aids love slugs
I love it that we’re oozin’ forever

Chorus: Dinin’ on grime all day, slimin’ our time away
I love it that we’re oozin’ forever
Boozin’s for human males, cruisin’s for stupid snails
It’s better to be oozin’, and schmoozin’ and snoozin’

Outro: Oh: Ooze with me baby
I love it that we’re oozin’ together…

[Fade Out]
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Matthias - April 09, 2014 - Report this comment
This is a very cute love song from a couple of things that most people really don't think of as cute. Slugs are slimy and gross but this was downright adorable!
Abbott Skelding - April 09, 2014 - Report this comment
Funny stuff here from a song that, like slugs in a race, seemed to take forever to finish haha. A lot of great subs (music/mucus being my favorite) and the phrase "one-leaf stand" made me laugh out loud. Nice work!
Agrimorfee - April 21, 2014 - Report this comment
Huey jammiin' with Gwyneth...huh, who woulda thunk? You seeped the sensuality of the OS very smoothly into a twist. Nice subs on the choruses too.
Max Power - April 22, 2014 - Report this comment
First I thought it's what I think it is, but then after a further reading, I knew what it's about. Can some of them handle a little bit of salt?
bobpiecheese - April 22, 2014 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Aw, twue wuv between gooey hermaphroditic flesh-lumps. Honestly didn't see that one coming. Great parody here, 555!

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