-> "No Rest Today"
Original Song Title:
"So Yesterday"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"No Rest Today"
The Lyrics
No Rest Today
Morning comes to life
(Does it have to)
And we change your clothes
(Cause we have to)
Head on down the stairs
Eat some Cherios
But I'm gonna drink some bean
Gonna have it black
(Cause I have to)
Got to have caffine
Cause you are gonna break my back
Got no rest today
Rest today
Rest today cuz
Roll out of bed off you go and
I can see that I will get
No rest today
No rest today
I have a child
Who goes nonstop everyday
Pause for lunch and
Nap a moment
When you wake up I will get
No rest today
No rest today
Haven't you heard that I do this everyday
Each day
Change your soiled up clothes
(Cause we have to)
Running in the buff
(Cause you want to)
Gotta track you down
Cause I had enough
Thank you
You stained my blue jeans for me
When you spilled your Cool Aid on me
Then you giggle in my ear
As I diaper up your rear
I need rest today
Rest today
Rest today cuz
Roll out of bed off you go and
I can see that I will get
No rest today
No rest today
I have a child
Who goes nonstop everyday
Pause for lunch and
Nap a moment
When you wake up I will get
No rest today
No rest today
Haven't you heard that I do this everyday
We start with the blocks
And color a book or two
And when that is done
What is next to do
Than you ride the trike
Up and down the hall
Next you want to throw
Back and forth the ball
And you move so fast
That you spin my head
Why don't you slow down
Ain't it time for bed
I need rest today
Rest today
Rest today cuz
Roll out of bed off you go and
I can see that I will get
No rest today
No rest today
I have a child
Who goes nonstop everyday
Pause for lunch and
Nap a moment
When you wake up I will get
No rest today
No rest today
Haven't you heard that I
Need rest today
Need rest today
I have a child
Who goes nonstop everyday
Pause for lunch and
Nap a moment
When you wake up I will get
No rest today
No rest today
Haven't you heard that I do this every day
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