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Song Parodies -> "Automatic Cars Only"

Original Song Title:

"Now You Know"

Original Performer:

Hilary Duff

Parody Song Title:

"Automatic Cars Only"

Parody Written by:

Rocky Mak

The Lyrics

There is a slight problem when I get my full license. They assume you can drive, but driving a manual is something different again. I'm now on an auto-only restricted license, so if I am driving a manual...
It's a crime
Driving cars more than
All the gas you see smoking

As those guys
Turn to red I am
Just about to get whooped in

So the first gear goes
Can't drive a manual
Then after it [rev limiter] goes red, I might blow the engine

I never learned to shift to gear two
Oh no, clutch control, now I know
Nothing really runs smooth
It keeps stalling
I must've wasted two-thirds of fuel
Oh no, top gear goes, no control
I'm a great driver
When the car's auto

Feel so light
Craving oxygen
All this smoke's left me empty

I can't run
I can't handle it
Can someone out there help me

Maybe this is bold
But I'm hoping you'll stay so I'll save the engine

I never learned to shift to gear two
Oh no, clutch control, now I know
Nothing really runs smooth
It keeps stalling
I must've wasted two-thirds of fuel
Oh no, top gear goes, no control
I'm a great driver
When the car's auto

I cannot go back
Reverse gear is very hard to get to (That's bad, yeah)
I cannot go back
I must get the back to you (That's bad)

So the clutch I broke
Yeah, but you should've known
Now what should I do before I blow the engine?

I never learned to shift to gear two
Oh no, clutch control, now I know
Nothing really runs smooth
It keeps stalling
I must've wasted two-thirds of fuel
Oh no, top gear goes, no control
I'm a great driver
When the car's auto

I never learned to shift to gear two
Oh no, clutch control, now I know
Nothing really runs smooth
It keeps stalling
I must've wasted two-thirds of fuel
Oh no, top gear goes, no control
I'm a great driver
When the car's auto

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