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Song Parodies -> "I'm Hot"

Original Song Title:

"Why Not?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Hilary Duff

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Hot"

Parody Written by:

Jayemel

The Lyrics

Hilary Duff deserves every second of bashing she takes. As for the lyrics, the original lyrics are so dumb I had little to work with. Forgive me.
The Disney Channel's boring
If you haven't seen my show
Always on a channel tour
Cause you just don't know
Why you wanna flip like that
As if there's nothing new
You're not helping no one
You're not even helping you

So flip a little slower
And open up your eyes
Sometimes it's so hard to see
The good things flashing by
Stop and look at my behind
The lighting is just right
Tempting you to touch yourself
You can watch all night

(Cause)

I'm hot
Your hand's in your pants
I'm hot
Dreaming of romance
You can't change the channel
You like this a lot
Cause I'm hot, I'm hot

(I'm hot your hand's in your pants)
(I'm hot your hand's in your pants)

You're mood has changed to mellow
You no longer flip around
Instead of bitching to yourself
Your jaw is on the ground
So you keep sitting where you are
Cause now you're good to go
I know you're glad I'm a star
But woah baby woah!

(Cause)

I'm hot
Your hand's in your pants
I'm hot
Dreaming of romance
You can't change the channel
You like this a lot
Cause I'm hot, I'm hot

Oh
This could be the show for you
Oh yeah!
Maybe yes maybe no
Oh
It could be the things I do
What I'm saying is you gotta let it go!

(Hilary Duff tries to be artsy with her voice...or something)

You'll never change the channel
You won't hear what I say
If you could you'd watch every day

I'm hot
Don't bother asking why
I'm hot
Loved by every guy
Oh
You can't change the channel
You like this a lot
Cause I'm hot, I'm hot

I'm hot
Your hand's in your pants
I'm hot
Dreaming of romance
You can't change the channel
You like this a lot
Cause I'm hot, I'm hot
Jayemel 2003

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Overall Rating: 3.8

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Jayemel - September 05, 2003 - Report this comment
*Your mood has changed to mellow I guess I should proofread better at 3 AM.
EmiLoca - September 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice...I like the Duff-bashing, but I don't know about "hand in your pants"...? Anyway, good job with the parody. 4,5,4, keep up the good work. "Stop and look at my behind /The lighting is just right" gave me a good, hearty chuckle.
ChocolateTurtle - September 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Why would Hilary Duff's Dad spend his quality time on a site like this? It's an awesome site, but shouldn't he be reading up on the section of the Constitution about "Freedom of the Press?"
teehee - October 12, 2003 - Report this comment
haha i cant stand her
FuNkY mOnKeY - October 15, 2003 - Report this comment
^Somebody has a lot of time on their hands. (Haha, sorry, couldn't resist...) I'm okay with Hilary Duff. Personally I think she's a better actress than singer, but she's not exactly horrible either way. This parody is dirty, however. She's fifteen years old! Who's going to see her shows/videos and...ah...do...that?
sk12er boi - October 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Actually she just turned sixteen last month.
Hey~~~~~~~~~~ - October 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Ohh please you people, so, who said what I was saying is "unappropiate?" it wasn't. just cuz' I'm saying not to bash people doesn't mean nothing, I not comming bak just to you losers know
me - October 19, 2003 - Report this comment
dude this was funny and wrong at the same time
nnnag - October 20, 2003 - Report this comment
What's with these Hey~~~~~~~ comments? CG, why don't you ban these guys' IPs? This kind of thing just makes the surfers that hit here want to leave when they see this stuff.
Jayemel - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment
"This parody is dirty, however. She's fifteen years old! Who's going to see her shows/videos and...ah...do...that?" Um, aren't there like guys in high school who do that, um, "dirty thing"?
sk12er obi (responding to Jayemel) - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Like I said, she just turned sixteen last month.
David Pratter - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I think this parody was definitely creative, and I do like it very much. However, I do agree with what people said about Hilary Duff. Sure, she certainly is very beautiful and may look sexy to some people, but she is not selling the image of herself. Lizzie McGuire is just a typical american teenager living her life, not a porn star! Now that Hilary is a musician instead of an actress, she is just singing pop hits, not talking sex and trying to make her audience perverted or anything. Therefore, I do not like how this song degrades Hilary, but overall the lyrics were creative and it is a great song, I can't get the lyrics out of my head now!
Jayemel - January 31, 2004 - Report this comment
"Sure, she certainly is very beautiful and may look sexy to some people, but she is not selling the image of herself." Yes, she is. "Lizzie McGuire is just a typical american teenager living her life, not a porn star!" If she is a typically American teenager I fear for America. "Now that Hilary is a musician instead of an actress, she is just singing pop hits, not talking sex and trying to make her audience perverted or anything." She is selling sex, or the record company is at least. Denying that is turning a blind eye to reality.
um... - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
very creative very good but do you personly know hilary duff? how can you hate her so much? the craziest thing about her now is she is acting like a prep/punk. i would have to say i dont hate hilary duff but i dont like her either. i wish she would pick i side though...

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