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Song Parodies -> "Why Not [Idiot Remix]"

Original Song Title:

"Why Not"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Hilary Duff

Parody Song Title:

"Why Not [Idiot Remix]"

Parody Written by:

Leila Chan

The Lyrics

Me and my best friend Sydney San wrote this. In the quotes is Hilary yelling ridiculous stuff over or her shoulder. Or just talking to herself. Please don't diss us, we spent three hours on this and are so happy we found a place to sumbit it. ENJOY!
You act like you don't know me

"Oh, him? I DON'T know him! Where the hell is this going?"

When you see me on the street

"Blah, blah, blah. Is this ever gonna end?"

You're makin' like I turn you off

"Oh, oh, can I do it again? Where's the button?"

Well, ya know you think I'm sweet

"Damn, you are SO wrong!" *Pow, whack, smack*

It don't have to be like that

"Yeah, you know why? CAUSE I'M THE MASTER AND I SAID I DON'T HAVE TO BE LIKE THAT! HAHA!"

I guess you're insecure

"Insecure my ass."

If you say what's on your mind

"I'm gonna ignore you."

I might answer 'Sure'

"See above."

So walk a little slower

"So I can set a trap out for you. Get outta here. Jerk."

And I'll try to catch your eye

"Now WHY would I do that? Who is WRITING this crap?"

Sometimes it's so hard to see

"Yeah, especially if you're blind."

The good things passing by

"What, me?"

There may never be a sign

"Like a stop sign? Mommy, can I see the stop sign!?"

No flashing neon light

"I hate neon lights. And I wanna see the stop sign!"

Telling you to make your move

"I like moves! Is it a gymnastics move?"

When the time is right

"How about two 'o' clock next Thursday afternoon?"

Why Not
Take a crazy chance

"Hey, I already took my chances over here!"

Why not
Do a crazy dance

"Cause I can't dance." *Sobs and trips over own feet*

If you lose a moment
You might lose a lot

"Will you lose your house? Just concerned. I seem to have lost a quite a few moments in the past week."

So... why not
Why not

"I don't wanna."

Why not take a crazy chance
Why not take a crazy chance

"Crazy chances? What, you want me to bungee jump of the Golden Gate Bridge?"

You always dress in yellow

"Yuck. Yellow is, like, so tacky."

When you want to dress in gold

"Hm.....I just don't think gold is my color, do you?"

Instead of listening to your heart

"Hearts don't talk, stupid."

You do just what you're told

"Well, who told you do it?"

You keeping waiting where you are

"Where are you? This is getting ridiculous! I can help you if you're in France. Otherwise, I think you're kinda screwed."

For what you'll never know

"Oh! Oh! I know that 3 + 3 = 7!"

Lets just get in to your car

"Only if you have a sports car."

And go, baby go

"Step on the gas, man!"


Why Not
Take a crazy chance

"Hey, I already took my chances over here!"

Why not
Do a crazy dance

"Cause I can't dance." *Sobs and trips over own feet*

If you lose a moment
You might lose a lot

"Will you lose your house? Just concerned. I seem to have lost a quite a few moments in the past week."

So... why not
Why not

"I don't wanna."


Oh...oh
I could be the one for you

"Forget it. You're a nitwit."

Oh... yeah
Maybe yes

"Oh God, please, no..."

Maybe no

"Sounds great to me. Can I leave already?"

Oh... oh
It could be the thing to do

"Hey, guess what? You never told me what to do. Can I go get some ice cream?"

What I'm saying is
You gotta let me know

"What is he supposed to tell me? Are we going to get some ice cream?"

You'll never get to heaven or even to L.A

"I like LA! Hey, I just remembered- I live in LA!"

If you don't believe me there's a way

"There sure ain't a way to heaven for that asshole."

Why not
Take a star from the sky

"'Cause I can't, dum-dum."

Why not
Spread your wings and fly

''Cuase I can't, dum-dum!"

It might take a little

"Sounds great."

And it might take a lot

"Hey what the hell? I've already done plenty! May I remind you: If you weren't paying me to record this ass stupid song, I wouldn't here!"

But... why not

"You know, could write a much better song than this. Um....wait, it's coming....oh, I got it! A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O....Aw man, I forgot the rest!"

Why not


Why Not
Take a crazy chance

"Hey, I already took my chances over here!"

Why not
Do a crazy dance

"Cause I can't dance." *Sobs and trips over own feet*

If you lose a moment
You might lose a lot

"Will you lose your house? Just concerned. I seem to have lost a quite a few moments in the past week."

So... why not
Why not

"I don't wanna! SO THERE!"

*Crash, burn, smash, scream, shriek, pound, slap, whap, pow*

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Sydney San - July 12, 2005 - Report this comment
LEILA! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU POST THIS FOR?! I LEAVE YOU FOR TWO MONTHS AND YOU FIND A DAMN PARODY SITE! I'M GONNA KILL YOU! PS: You shouldn't have e-mailed this to me, or you wouldn't be dead. ^^
Audra-san - July 12, 2005 - Report this comment
o.o That was silly...
Leila Chan - July 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Audra. Really. v.v
dsf - July 13, 2005 - Report this comment
I heard Green Day was going to perform with Ciara at the Teen Choice Awards
Leila Chan - July 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Um...WTF does that have to do with anything?
sandra - August 18, 2005 - Report this comment
aaaaaaa BORINGGGGGGGGGG this is not fun at all
Andrew Darwitan - August 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Cool, but complicated..
Kaitlin - September 04, 2005 - Report this comment
You said waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­ay too maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaany bad words.
Leila - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Kaitlin: If you don't like it, then stay out. It's not my problem if you've got a problem with the way I talk. Athme baka.
vote 4 Avril - October 10, 2005 - Report this comment
haha, hilary duff and her lyrics r pretty dumb. she is such a poser, like in her, if you can realy call it that, mucic vidio, she try to be so many things shes not. for instance, she dress' like a rocker, a punk, a raver, a prep, and she's not any of theas. she realy makes me mad, i want to go up and kick her in her face, it might make it look better.
Leila chan - October 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Good idea. Say... did u get this link from the Avril mboards? I didn't expect anyone to actually post.
Bold - December 17, 2005 - Report this comment
it sucks. hope u dont get offended. (ass-wiper) there's too many quotations for example: "Oh! Oh! I know that 3 + 3 = 7!" hilary went to harvard for your stupid assic information. she would knnow how to add LOOOOOOSER. go to bell

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