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Song Parodies -> "Why Not"

Original Song Title:

"Why Not ( Lizzie Mguire Remix)"

Original Performer:

Hilary Duff

Parody Song Title:

"Why Not"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

hilary duff why not jump off a bridgekill yourself you bitch
die die die die die die die die die
thought you were good at singing thats a lie
when you walk down the street
we all wish you would fall and die
tired of you and annoying songs
you say fine be like that
all i want is to beat you down with a bat
so walk alittle faster get off the phone
noone wants to hear you talk
about all your poser clothes
there may be a day when you lose your voice
time for you to get your ass kicked
so why not
jump off a bridge
why not
kill yourself you priss
if you lose your cell phone we're gonna hear you bitch
so why not (please do it)

why not move to france
why not buy bigger pants
you always dress like your 12
and think your hott(your not)
instead of listening to your songs
we listen to real punk rock
you keep staying where you are well be fine
dont want you near us
go back to texas
so why not
learn how to sing
why not
you need alot of training
if you lose your cellphone we dont wanna hear you bitch
so die well bury in a ditch
why not why not 0000000000000000000
we dont really care
nice fake hair 00000000000000
what im saying is you shouldnt let your roots show
my eye my eye my eye iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 5

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 5   3

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jkkkkkkkkkkk - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
you are a fag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Andrew Darwitan - January 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Cool parody. Love it so much.. I rate it 5, but 1 for the funny. It has no funny at all. Think you're serious when you write it.
AVM - July 18, 2005 - Report this comment
How dare you?!? Hilary Duff's cool!

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