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Song Parodies -> "I Need My Pot"

Original Song Title:

"Why Not?"

Original Performer:

Hilary DuFF

Parody Song Title:

"I Need My Pot"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

You act like you cant help me
When I ask you for some drugs
You're makin' like I have no money
When I know you think I'm rich

It don't have to be like that
I guess you want it for yourself
If you just give me the freakin pot
I might not have to chase you

So I talk a little slower
Cuz you're kinda dumb
Sometimes it's so hard to inhale
When you're bugging me for some

There may never be a sign
No flashing neon light
Telling me to make my move
And to run away with my pot

(Cuz) I need my pot
Give it to me now
I need my pot
Don't make me hit your head
If you live another second
I might lose a lot
Cuz I need my pot
I need my pot

I need my freakin pot [X2]

You always dress in black
So I wont see you run
Instead of listening to your heart
Just stop and hand over the pot

Keeping waiting where you are
I'll find you to get my drugs
Please dont get into your car
Dont go, I need it, so don't!


Hand it over now
Oh... yeah
Maybe yes
Maybe no
Oh... oh
You better give me it and go
What I'm sayin is
I need my drugs so keep it on the low

You'll never get to heaven or even to L.A
You'd better believe me or I'll kill you anyway

I need my pot
Take some from your stash
It's my pot
I need it really bad
It might take a little
And it might take a lot
Whatever...I just need my pot
I need my pot


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Kaitlin - September 04, 2005 - Report this comment
That was wrong.There could be kids!
at Kaitlin - March 18, 2014 - Report this comment
you bet, ma'am.

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