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Song Parodies -> "The Story Of A Bald Guy"

Original Song Title:

"Come Clean"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Hilary Duff

Parody Song Title:

"The Story Of A Bald Guy"

Parody Written by:

Katy

The Lyrics

No, I am not bald..
Lets go back
Back to when I had hair
Back to when I had a reason for buying some hair spray
Because having hair, really did feel perfect
And trying to fit my hair into a ponytail was no lie
I defy

Let the rain fall down and wash my hair
Oh wait, I forgot, my hairs not there
But I wanna have hair like before
I dont want to be bald anymore, anymore

I'm shedding, shedding like a bald guy
Trying to find a piece of hair on my shiny head
Ooooohhhh
Because being bald, really does feel different
I miss touching my head and feeling the hair-ness
now I feel the bare-ness

Let the rain fall down and wash my hair
Oh wait, I forgot, my hairs not there
But I wanna have hair like before
I dont want to be bald anymore, anymore

I miss my hair
Oooh
Let the rain fall
Let the rain fall
My hairs gone

Let the rain fall down and wash my hair
Oh wait, I forgot, my hairs not there
But I wanna have hair like before
I dont want to be bald anymore
Oh I miss my hair
Oh I miss my hair
Let the rain fall
Let the rain fall
Let the rain fall
I miss my hair

Lets go back
Back to when I had hair..


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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.4
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 8

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MrMacphisto - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one
David Jensen - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
I liked the song. The pacing needs work though.
Jay - May 30, 2004 - Report this comment
KATY!!!! I remember when you wrote that song and made me put it in my buddy profile. now you're famous!
Your Worst Nightmare - May 30, 2004 - Report this comment
1/3/2. The pacing was really off.
Katy - May 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Well its not like I write parodies for a living, does the pacing really need to be perfect? I wrote it for fun. Thanks for the tip but you need to lighten up dude.
Your Worst Nightmare - May 31, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't write parodies for a living either, but I always make sure the pacing is flawless in my parodies. If it can't keep up with the original, it just detracts from it.
Katy - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
ok

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