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Song Parodies -> "So Cold Today"

Original Song Title:

"So Yesterday"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Hilary Duff

Parody Song Title:

"So Cold Today"

Parody Written by:

D-Boz

The Lyrics

You can go outside
Just put on warm clothes
Kids play snowball fights
Yeah, that's the way it goes
But I am gonna stay inside
With my oven on
It feels good for me
I'm never gonna freeze my ass

At least not today
Not today
Not today cos

If you want snow, just go out and
I won't join, cos I think it's so cold today, so cold today
I'll just stay in and hope it will go away
Wrap me up in blankets warm and
When you come back you'll see it was cold today, so cold today
I'm rest assured, cos I'm gonna be okay

Okay...

Well, you say you're bored
You put on your shoes
But I won't come along
I'd rather watch the news
Think you can change my mind as you do
But I choose to just ignore you
Do you see me sit right here
Cos I ain't gonna go nowhere

At least not today
Not today
Not today cos


If you want snow, just go out and
I won't join, cos I think it's so cold today, so cold today
I'll just stay in and hope it will go away
Wrap me up in blankets warm and
When you come back you'll see it was cold today, so cold today
I'm rest assured, cos I'm gonna be okay

You're walking out the door and I stay right here
You can't force me, no, I won't go out there
How can you ask me outside when you know all I'll do is sneeze and just freeze to death
If I'm staying in, then I will keep warm
It's the best cos I really don't want snow

At least not today
Not today
Not today cos

If you want snow, just go out and
I won't join, cos I think it's so cold today, so cold today
I'll just stay in and hope it will go away
Wrap me up in blankets warm and
When you come back you'll see it was cold today, so cold today
I'm rest assured, cos

It's so cold today (If you want snow, just go out and)
So cold today, so cold today (I won't join, cos I think it's so cold today, so cold today)
I'll just stay in and hope it will go away
It's so cold today (Wrap me up in blankets warm and)
So cold today, so cold today (When you come back you'll see it was cold today, so cold today)
I'm rest assured, cos I'm gonna be okay

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D-Boz - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL, I just realized I forgot to add the "echoes" in both verses but it's the content as a whole that matters, so I hope people will like this parody nonetheless.
Joelle - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job! It HAS been pretty cold lately in my part of the country. Brrr!
Paul Robinson - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment
D-Boz, DKTOS, but I thought I'd look 'cause when I see a recommend from Joelle I know it's probably a good one. There's probably not anything that could get me off my duff to listen to this Hilary Duff but I like the writing you've done here.
Neo Matrix - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment
It was pretty good even if the pacing was off a little bit.
D-Boz - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Thats for your nice comments everyone, I really appreciate it. Paul, could you explain me what DKTOS stands for? It made me a bit puzzled. Just would like to know, but I'm glad you liked my parody.
Rick D - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Don't Know The Original Song. Lots of that here.
Paul Robinson - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
D-Boz, I went over here to answer your inquiry an to what "DKTOS" means ("Don't Know The Original Song", to anyone missing Rick's comment). but I see Rick beat me to it. I really should have known better because I didn't know what it meant until not too long ago, either. Sometimes I assume I'm the only one who doesn't know certain Acronyms or various slang.
Josh - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
That was great even though your making fun of Hilary it's okay because even she would laugh at this!

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