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Song Parodies -> "Girl Can Suck"

Original Song Title:

"Girl Can Rock"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Hilary Duff

Parody Song Title:

"Girl Can Suck"

Parody Written by:

Sarah

The Lyrics

Yeah... I don't like Hilary Duff. She only got a record deal so that Disney and its fellow companies could turn her into an industry for young girls. Come on, she has her own Credit Card design!
Ready for the big time, Disney got me there
They got me a record deal, they styled up my hair
I get it so easy, don't even have to sing
Some days I don't get it, since I can't do a thing
I cannot sing, but I'm still rich, so why do you bitch?

Hey boys, I just yell to make a buck
I'm living proof, the girls can suck
Spread the news, I got all of this by luck
Hey boys, the girl can suck

Standin' in the spotlight, workin' up a sweat
What the hell are lyrics? Dammit I forget
Guys just wait, when I'm a few more years old
I'll be the model in the Playboy Centerfold
I cannot sing, but I'm still rich, so why do you bitch?

Hey boys, I just yell to make a buck
I'm living proof, the girls can suck
Spread the news, I got all of this by luck
Hey boys, the girl can suck

The girl can suck, I am loopy, don't be my groupie
I ain't singing at all

I cannot sing, but I'm still rich, so why do you bitch?
Hey boys, I just yell to make a buck
I'm living proof, the girls can suck
Spread the news, I got all of this by luck
Hey boys, the girl can suck
Hey boys, I just yell to make a buck
I'm living proof, the girls can suck
Spread the news, I got all of this by luck
Hey boys, the girl can suck

I should just give it up, I'll never live it up
I have a pretty face, but the rest is luck
Make an easy buck...the girl can suck
Yeah, suck!

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Total Votes: 25

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Floyd's Garage - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey Sarah......You rock!!!!
dustin - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment
this is awesome!!!!!!
Geroge - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment
I like her as an actress but not necessarily as a musician.
ari - December 07, 2003 - Report this comment
absolutley amazing.
Sarah(not the author of the parody,another sarah) - December 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey this parody is absolutely the best!I hate Hilary Duff she can burn in hell for all i care!!!!
Absolutely Right - December 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Think it's so EZ, let's see YOU do Disney, Sweet E. You won't 'cuz you can't, and you can't 'cuz they won't let you, and now you're sooooooooo jealous, boo-hoo.
Sarah(not the author of the parody,another sarah) - December 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey that sounds real E Corn E!!!!!
Mickey Rat - December 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Whatever! Just don't mess with the mouse.
Sarah (the author) - December 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Disney uses sweatshops, has only made maybe 2 good movies, has underlying racist tones in many of their movies, and also is sexist. Who would want to be a part of that? Not me, for one. I'll stick to Indie records, thank you. (PS - I AM in fact recording in February.)
hilery duff - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Okay I can take criticism, but if there's nasty comments then I have to make noise. For example, the person who commented on December 27, 2003 at 3:50:59 PM said something that goes way over the line. To that person (sarah, if that is your name), what did I ever do to you, huh?
Sarah(not the author of the parody,another sarah) - February 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Well,first of all you aren't even Hilary Duff,you can't even spell her name correctly!Second of all why would Hilary Duff(Hilary not hilery)waste her time on amiright.com?!?
anonYmous - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
How do you know that Hilery herself didn't make that comment?
some person - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
To Sarah (not the author of this parody, another sarah): Hey, celebs love Amiright.com. Every1 knows that. I try not to get too star struck about it.
hilary duff - March 04, 2004 - Report this comment
As a matter of fact, i DID make that comment. I misspelled my name by accident; I hit the E instead of the A; by the time I posted my comment, it was too late.
Sarah(not the author of the parody,another sarah) - March 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Too many people act as Hilary Duff so 'hilery duff' just seems like a lie and someone must be really messed up to act as her.
Sarah(not the author of the parody,another sarah) - March 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Also if 'hilary' had any self respect she would put a capital letter at the beginning of her first and last name(Hilary Duff)<-for the dummies! o.o
Sarah(not the author of the parody,another Sarah) - March 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Maybe what I had said a long time before was a bit over the top but if you're that much of an idiot to believe that's 'Hilary Duff' then you have some issues! >.<;
Hilary Duff (okay, I capitalized my name, are you happy now?) - March 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Sarah(not the author of this parody,another Sarah), please shut up.
Sarah(not the author of the parody,another sarah) - March 05, 2004 - Report this comment
'Hilary' seems like a gerk to me o.O...maybe I should tell all her stupid little fans!
Sarah(not the author of the parody,another sarah) - March 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Also, I don't think Hilary Duff would come to amiright.com everyday just to see other people's critiscism!>.<
Hilary Ann Duff (that's my full name) - March 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, I come here to see more than just criticism. In fact, I don't just read stuff that has my name in it. And I don't come here every single day, mind you. So why don't you think about this before you go spouting off?
Another person asks: - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
What's a "gerk"?
Some other person replies: - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
A "gerk" is a pickle that is not hip with the in-crowd.
same person who commented at 1:42:52 - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for the info. I tried to look it up in my f*** and wagnalls, but it wasn't there.
same person who commented at 2:55:23 - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
It's a gerkhin, gettit ?
anonymous - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Is that german? Or yiddish? Or ...jibberish?
same person who commented at 2:55:23 - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
It's picklish.
anon - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, that's a language I've never heard of. Would you mind telling us your name?
same person who commented at 2:55:23 - March 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Marlin Gerkhins of Mutual of Vinegah's Wild Pickle Kingdom. Would you mind telling us YOUR name?
Sarah the Author - March 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow, these comments have gotten weird.
Sarah(not the author) - March 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Ummm.....riiight?There are some wierd people who come on amiright.com...mind you I'm not one of them!
WAFA simpson - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
i think that Hilary Duff stinks in acting_singing+ she's loud and i hate her so much because she is a fat person
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS but this seemed pretty damn well written considering that most Hilary/Avril/Britney songs are ill-assembled lines of abuse. Fine work.
BRITTANY - July 03, 2005 - Report this comment
HILARY DUFF IS RIGHT, YOU PEOPLE ARE IMMATURE...GROW UP!! I THINK HILARYS A PRETTY GIRL AND IF SHE DIDNT HAVE TALENT THEN SHE WOULDNT HAVE HER OWN TV SHOW
Emma - July 13, 2005 - Report this comment
This is lame. If u don't like Hilary Duff, then why do u listen 2 her songs.
Chaz - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
I love this parody. If you are Hilary, tell Joel that I enjoyed last night. Hahahahahahahahahahahahhah. Yes, I find my own joke amusing. Nah nah nah nah nah!
coolcat - February 02, 2006 - Report this comment
You guys are right Hillary Duff can't sing because she lip sings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aVEN - March 25, 2006 - Report this comment
DUDE THIS IS LIKE THE MOST TOTALLY AWESOME SONG IVE EVER READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE THAT HEARTLESS BASTARD HILARY BLUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MAN I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE ON MARS THIS TOTALLY ROCKIN SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : )
Aw hell no - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Whoever deleted my March 16th comment had no business doing so. All I was doing was defining a term that no one seemed to know the meaning of 2 years and 16 days ago: "Gerk". I happen to know that it's an armenian word meaning "book", and it's pronounced "gheezhk"...what could be so bad about that?
shanta - October 26, 2006 - Report this comment
i think it was reaa;y good and i hope to hear from her on this so that she can send em and i will be very happy and i will always have good deeds about her yuo are as good girl and i hope you stay that way thank you have a nbicve day nicve talking toy uo like you whuld like talk to me but i wish you cousle come and talk to me and themn we could probobly hang out somtime and be really good friend well i guss have a nice day you were very nice to me and i wish that i could see you boyfriend and do you think that i am cute couse i think that i am really ugly well talk to you later have a nice day and dont forget i will talk to you later and have a nice day and dont fotrget i love you so mucg good bye
Bhatti - February 07, 2007 - Report this comment
i am the best
white trash - July 14, 2008 - Report this comment
good song sarah maybe if you write one about miley cyrus then the world will be set
white trash - July 14, 2008 - Report this comment
oh yeah this does have weird comments for this song what also caught my eye was some hiary duff imposter trying to be ignorant so they commented

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