Song Parodies -> Girl Can Suck
| Original Song Title: | "Girl Can Rock" |
| Original Performer: | Hilary Duff |
| Parody Song Title: | "Girl Can Suck" |
| Parody Written by: | Sarah |
Yeah... I don't like Hilary Duff. She only got a record deal so that Disney and its fellow companies could turn her into an industry for young girls. Come on, she has her own Credit Card design!
Ready for the big time, Disney got me there
They got me a record deal, they styled up my hair
I get it so easy, don't even have to sing
Some days I don't get it, since I can't do a thing
I cannot sing, but I'm still rich, so why do you bitch?
Hey boys, I just yell to make a buck
I'm living proof, the girls can suck
Spread the news, I got all of this by luck
Hey boys, the girl can suck
Standin' in the spotlight, workin' up a sweat
What the hell are lyrics? Dammit I forget
Guys just wait, when I'm a few more years old
I'll be the model in the Playboy Centerfold
I cannot sing, but I'm still rich, so why do you bitch?
Hey boys, I just yell to make a buck
I'm living proof, the girls can suck
Spread the news, I got all of this by luck
Hey boys, the girl can suck
The girl can suck, I am loopy, don't be my groupie
I ain't singing at all
I cannot sing, but I'm still rich, so why do you bitch?
Hey boys, I just yell to make a buck
I'm living proof, the girls can suck
Spread the news, I got all of this by luck
Hey boys, the girl can suck
Hey boys, I just yell to make a buck
I'm living proof, the girls can suck
Spread the news, I got all of this by luck
Hey boys, the girl can suck
I should just give it up, I'll never live it up
I have a pretty face, but the rest is luck
Make an easy buck...the girl can suck
Yeah, suck!
They got me a record deal, they styled up my hair
I get it so easy, don't even have to sing
Some days I don't get it, since I can't do a thing
I cannot sing, but I'm still rich, so why do you bitch?
Hey boys, I just yell to make a buck
I'm living proof, the girls can suck
Spread the news, I got all of this by luck
Hey boys, the girl can suck
Standin' in the spotlight, workin' up a sweat
What the hell are lyrics? Dammit I forget
Guys just wait, when I'm a few more years old
I'll be the model in the Playboy Centerfold
I cannot sing, but I'm still rich, so why do you bitch?
Hey boys, I just yell to make a buck
I'm living proof, the girls can suck
Spread the news, I got all of this by luck
Hey boys, the girl can suck
The girl can suck, I am loopy, don't be my groupie
I ain't singing at all
I cannot sing, but I'm still rich, so why do you bitch?
Hey boys, I just yell to make a buck
I'm living proof, the girls can suck
Spread the news, I got all of this by luck
Hey boys, the girl can suck
Hey boys, I just yell to make a buck
I'm living proof, the girls can suck
Spread the news, I got all of this by luck
Hey boys, the girl can suck
I should just give it up, I'll never live it up
I have a pretty face, but the rest is luck
Make an easy buck...the girl can suck
Yeah, suck!
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Hey Sarah......You rock!!!!
this is awesome!!!!!!
I like her as an actress but not necessarily as a musician.
absolutley amazing.
Hey this parody is absolutely the best!I hate Hilary Duff she can burn in hell for all i care!!!!
Think it's so EZ, let's see YOU do Disney, Sweet E. You won't 'cuz you can't, and you can't 'cuz they won't let you, and now you're sooooooooo jealous, boo-hoo.
Hey that sounds real E Corn E!!!!!
Whatever! Just don't mess with the mouse.
Disney uses sweatshops, has only made maybe 2 good movies, has underlying racist tones in many of their movies, and also is sexist. Who would want to be a part of that? Not me, for one. I'll stick to Indie records, thank you. (PS - I AM in fact recording in February.)
Okay I can take criticism, but if there's nasty comments then I have to make noise. For example, the person who commented on December 27, 2003 at 3:50:59 PM said something that goes way over the line. To that person (sarah, if that is your name), what did I ever do to you, huh?
Well,first of all you aren't even Hilary Duff,you can't even spell her name correctly!Second of all why would Hilary Duff(Hilary not hilery)waste her time on amiright.com?!?
How do you know that Hilery herself didn't make that comment?
To Sarah (not the author of this parody, another sarah): Hey, celebs love Amiright.com. Every1 knows that. I try not to get too star struck about it.
As a matter of fact, i DID make that comment. I misspelled my name by accident; I hit the E instead of the A; by the time I posted my comment, it was too late.
Too many people act as Hilary Duff so 'hilery duff' just seems like a lie and someone must be really messed up to act as her.
Also if 'hilary' had any self respect she would put a capital letter at the beginning of her first and last name(Hilary Duff)<-for the dummies! o.o
Maybe what I had said a long time before was a bit over the top but if you're that much of an idiot to believe that's 'Hilary Duff' then you have some issues! >.<;
Hilary Duff (okay, I capitalized my name, are you happy now?) - March 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Sarah(not the author of this parody,another Sarah), please shut up.
'Hilary' seems like a gerk to me o.O...maybe I should tell all her stupid little fans!
Also, I don't think Hilary Duff would come to amiright.com everyday just to see other people's critiscism!>.<
Hey, I come here to see more than just criticism. In fact, I don't just read stuff that has my name in it. And I don't come here every single day, mind you. So why don't you think about this before you go spouting off?
What's a "gerk"?
A "gerk" is a pickle that is not hip with the in-crowd.
Thanks for the info. I tried to look it up in my f*** and wagnalls, but it wasn't there.
It's a gerkhin, gettit ?
Is that german? Or yiddish? Or ...jibberish?
It's picklish.
Well, that's a language I've never heard of. Would you mind telling us your name?
Marlin Gerkhins of Mutual of Vinegah's Wild Pickle Kingdom. Would you mind telling us YOUR name?
Wow, these comments have gotten weird.
Ummm.....riiight?There are some wierd people who come on amiright.com...mind you I'm not one of them!
i think that Hilary Duff stinks in acting_singing+ she's loud and i hate her so much because she is a fat person
DKTOS but this seemed pretty damn well written considering that most Hilary/Avril/Britney songs are ill-assembled lines of abuse. Fine work.
HILARY DUFF IS RIGHT, YOU PEOPLE ARE IMMATURE...GROW UP!! I THINK HILARYS A PRETTY GIRL AND IF SHE DIDNT HAVE TALENT THEN SHE WOULDNT HAVE HER OWN TV SHOW
This is lame. If u don't like Hilary Duff, then why do u listen 2 her songs.
I love this parody. If you are Hilary, tell Joel that I enjoyed last night. Hahahahahahahahahahahahhah. Yes, I find my own joke amusing. Nah nah nah nah nah!
You guys are right Hillary Duff can't sing because she lip sings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DUDE THIS IS LIKE THE MOST TOTALLY AWESOME SONG IVE EVER READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE THAT HEARTLESS BASTARD HILARY BLUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MAN I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE ON MARS THIS TOTALLY ROCKIN SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : )
Whoever deleted my March 16th comment had no business doing so. All I was doing was defining a term that no one seemed to know the meaning of 2 years and 16 days ago: "Gerk". I happen to know that it's an armenian word meaning "book", and it's pronounced "gheezhk"...what could be so bad about that?
i think it was reaa;y good and i hope to hear from her on this so that she can send em and i will be very happy and i will always have good deeds about her yuo are as good girl and i hope you stay that way thank you have a nbicve day nicve talking toy uo like you whuld like talk to me but i wish you cousle come and talk to me and themn we could probobly hang out somtime and be really good friend well i guss have a nice day you were very nice to me and i wish that i could see you boyfriend and do you think that i am cute couse i think that i am really ugly well talk to you later have a nice day and dont forget i will talk to you later and have a nice day and dont fotrget i love you so mucg good bye
i am the best
good song sarah
maybe if you write one about miley cyrus
then the world will be set
oh yeah this does have weird comments for this song what also caught my eye was some hiary duff imposter trying to be ignorant so they commented
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